The Michael Owen brochure part two.

The second part.
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17 Responses to “The Michael Owen brochure part two.”

  1. 1
    avatar geordie deb says:

    The BS continues…. They talk averages ie goals per game over his career and yet also provide annual attainment data which clearly demonstrate downward trends. Not good marketing at all…inconsistent messaging.

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    avatar bowburnmag says:

    I’m literally gobsmacked.

  3. 3
    avatar workyticket says:

    Bowburn, write a little commentary on it if you have the time?

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    avatar Ever seen a mackem in Milan says:

    this will put clubs off rather than make them sign him. i honestly think he will not find a club.

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    avatar bowburnmag says:

    worky – I wouldn’t know where to start mate.

    I’m off out now but I’ll have a bash when I get back in.

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    Another point I forgot to mention. The medical report is written by a physiotherapist who acts as a consultant physiotherapist to Michael and other ‘key players’ so is clearly being paid by them. The medical expert is not a doctor, but states ‘In my opinion Michael will play at the highest level for many years to come -trouble free’
    Mmhh wonder why they couldn’t get a doctor to write that!

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    avatar bowburnmag says:

    Deb – Like Martin Samuel has already pointed out, this fella is looking after some of the most injury-prone footballers in recent history. Hardly the best USP.

    I see they’re covering the bases in the summary too. Suggesting he probably would have signed if Shearer was permanent manager but that his future probably lies elsewhere now. Keeping everyone sweet just in case.

    Seriously though, that brochuer……

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    Bunch of muppets the lot of em

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    avatar Toon_Factor says:

    Yes eventually I can post again.

  12. 12
    avatar workyticket says:

    Sorry about that Toon. Did you get my message?

    Everyone else has been ok, but the anti spam seems to think that you write just like a spammer! lol.

  13. 13
    avatar Toon_Factor says:

    Yes got the message, but whats a spammer?

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    avatar workyticket says:

    Toon_Factor says:
    June 20, 2009 at 1:38 pm (Edit)

    “Yes got the message, but whats a spammer?”

    Someone who sends out thousands of unsolicited e.mails to people, usually trying to sell them stuff. You can also get spam comments in ‘blogs too.

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    avatar Toon_Factor says:

    Are ok, anyway I hope the Brochure does the opposite and put people off buying him, that would be hilarious!

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    avatar 52times says:

    Oh boy.

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