Championship fizz for Coca-Cola Shola.

His head was on fire.

His head was on fire.

Well you can’t keep an average striker down. Love him or hate him, he’s entirely unpredicatable and yesterday Shola Ameobi managed to give us a brief period of respite with a convincing hat-trick which sent Reading packing.

From his first slightly fortunate headed goal to his perfectly-timed three goal tribute to Sir Bobby, it truly was Shola’s Perfect Day.
And so, you find yourself thinking perhaps he’s found his level. There will inevitably be sterner tests than Reading’s rearguard but there is a suggestion that Ameobi will benefit from playing against defenders perhaps half a second slower, mentally and physically, than their Premiership counterparts.

That it wasn’t a ‘classic’ hat-trick, didn’t detract from a fine performance and evidence that he can get goals in The Championship. Instead, yesterday was all about putting his substantial frame and head to good use and as one fine blog-owner mentioned, his head was quite literally on fire, on a day when he could and maybe should have had more. Therein lies the key perhaps, on yesterdays showing, Shola will find more room to maneouvre in the box, with less pressure and can expect to get more opportunities than he did in the top flight.

What’s also probably worth mentioning though was the assists. How long have we been crying out for deliveries into the box like the two from Enrique and Ryan Taylor (he CAN cross the ball in a black and white shirt)? That it was our full-backs who had to step up is digressing but if full-backs and wide players can do this, then with the height of Ameobi and Carroll and even Ranger and getting balls into the box like they did, we’ll definitely score goals.

But before I digress too much, while we lament the departure of some higher status, higher salaried but no less maligned strikers, has Shola given us pause for thought? While we speculate about the introduction of Nile Ranger and fret about getting in an experienced marksman, is the answer to our goal-scoring requirements already right there in front of us?

Well it’s a long season and that was one game and let’s be fair, pretty much everyone has had their say on him. In truth, while we all like the kid and appreciate his commitment and certainly acknowledge he has the ability to be unplayable at times (sometimes it looks like even he doesn’t know what to expect), he has more detractors than supporters.

Other than a few key goals along the way, for a kid with that physique, two great feet and the chance to become a local hero it has been frustration all the way thus far. But yesterday was different and it was Shola’s chance to shove it up his detractors and yes this particularly detractor felt the sharp end. Well done sunshine, more of the same please.

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28 Responses to “Championship fizz for Coca-Cola Shola.”

  1. 1
    avatar bri says:

    and that heading isnt racist at all

  2. 2
    avatar workyticket says:

    “From his first slightly fortunate headed goal”

    Bowburn, he did very well to get to that ball, as I wrote in my super-accurate match report.

    Shola’s confidence levels are extremely variable. When they’re right up, he can play against Barcelona. When they’re down though, he couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo. That sort of thing anyway, roughly.

  3. 3
    avatar workyticket says:

    bri says:
    August 16, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    “and that heading isnt racist at all”

    Who said it was?

  4. 4
    avatar bowburnmag says:

    bri – sorry mate but that’s madness. It’s a play on words not a physical description. But thanks, the fact you’ve mentioned it, brings it to the surface.

  5. 5
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Top notch heedline BBM.

    …got my attention.

    Get busy with the Fizzy, it’s Shola Stream!

  6. 6
    avatar Bri says:

    Lol no problem and it about time he hit a few lets hope he can do it every week and get him on course to beat alans record even if itll take him till hes 50

  7. 7
    avatar batty says:

    rod were u posting under another nick last nite m8

  8. 8
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Batty, divnt nah mate. Never meant to if I did.

  9. 9
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …even if you’re not even batty

  10. 10
    avatar batty says:

    no rod its me but i meant on ed harrisons blog m8

  11. 11
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Bats, ain’t got a clue. Hit the sauce about 4:45, the rest is history.

  12. 12
    avatar bowburnmag says:

    Rod – that’s a sore point with me. I was never allowed a SodaStream as a kid…. :(

  13. 13
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …me neither Bowburn.

    …had to make do with fizz bombs and milk. It never worked, the b@stards.

  14. 14
    avatar workyticket says:

    I was never allowed a Chopper bike.

  15. 15
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …they were massively over-rated, workyticket. You didn’t miss much.

  16. 16
    avatar workyticket says:

    It wasn’t the bike though, Rod, it was the posing around, the tassels coming off the edge of the handlebars, the big mirrors etc. I was going to do mine in black and white, but it wasn’t to be.

  17. 17
    avatar workyticket says:

    I felt like I missed a step on the road to manhood. All the other lads cruised around on Choppers.

  18. 18
    avatar bowburnmag says:

    Tassels? Sounds very macho worky!

    Rod – I used to get my pop off the pop van!

  19. 19
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    I’ll bet they did worky; the purple ones were best. Bowburn, aye, that was for the posh kids. Used to drool over the Villa/Bar van in folorn hope that one day mi Mam would see reason to justify a litre of American Cream Soda with the milk.

    …alas, twas never to be………….

  20. 20
    avatar workyticket says:

    It was always Villa Mackem pop when I was a bairn.

  21. 21
    avatar bowburnmag says:

    Dandelion and Burdoch – what was that al about?

    Anyway, off to kip. Up early for a new gig in the morning, commuting back to my beautiful home city. I’m coming home Newcastle. Dangerously close to Central’s bars but brilliantly close to my beloved football ground.

  22. 22
    avatar workyticket says:

    Lowcocks from Darlo was better.

  23. 23
    avatar workyticket says:

    Goodnight Bowburn. Good luck tomorrow.

  24. 24
    avatar bowburnmag says:

    My lass just mentioned Villa pop! Although she hailed from the edges of the darkness as a kid.

    I think it might have been Bar/Barrs? that I drank but thought it was Robinsons or something originally.

  25. 25
    avatar bowburnmag says:

    Cheers worky, laters.

  26. 26
    avatar workyticket says:

    Barrs, the “Irn Bru” people.

  27. 27
    avatar workyticket says:

    bowburnmag says:
    August 17, 2009 at 12:11 am

    “My lass just mentioned Villa pop! Although she hailed from the edges of the darkness as a kid.”

    Washington, Houghton, Shiney Row, Hetton, the outer ring of hell.

  28. 28
    avatar Micky Toon says:

    I’ve always said Shola was a Championship level striker. I guess he’s proved me right. ;-)

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