
Friday night lights!
The game was played at Coventry’s Ricoh Arena and a reasonable crowd of 20,000+ turned out to watch the action and saw the youngsters throw away the lead twice before turning the screw on their Macedonian counterparts. Theo Walcott went off with a dead leg and will be a doubt for the full squad for the game against Belarus.
There were a number of good performances in a pulsating affair but some questionable defending which will have left Pearce seething. But of course the main focus for us in the game was young Andy C and he didn’t disappoint with a brace in the second half.
I’ve probably been quite critical of Andy Carroll in terms of his ultimate potential but he’s been getting on with the jpb of trying to find the net and he’s been relatively successful and these two goals will do wonders for his confidence and after dropping him from the first eleven, Chris Hughton will have been given for food for thought. Here’s a match report from The Daily Mail.
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Fantastic game to watch, football as it should be played, two players looked head and shoulders above the rest, Jack Wilshire and Andy Carrol.
Carrol has the look of another Duncan Ferguson with his combination of power and good touch, i thought his chipped pass for the last goal was as good as anything else he did in the game.
We have to be taken over as Ashley wont resist a good offer for Andy and it will be a shame if his best years are at another club.
I saw the game from 2-1 onwards (I hadn’t known it was on and luckily was channel hopping when I came across it on Setanta USA). I thought Andy had a cracking game and was devastating in the air. Plus he laid off quite a few shots for others. Very impressed.
My greatest fear now is that Ashley is just going to hang on to the club ans asset strip it a bit more come the January window. Sigh!
I just saw the game from 2-1 (I didn’t know it was on and was channel hopping and found it on Setanta USA) I thought Andy had a cracking game. He was excellent in the air and also laid off quite a few good balls for other players.
My main worry now is that Ashley may decide to keep Newcastle until January so he can asset strip the club a bit more. Sigh.
Thanks for everything Andy – the Fat Man will already be working out how much he can screw the so-called “big clubs” for when they come knocking in January. We’ll miss you mate.
YOU FCB
GET OUT OF OUR CLUB
aye this lad’s heading for the top – no bout a dout it -would ash sell him ? , i think he probably would.
Aye well done Christmas.
http://twitter.com/henrywinter
Why would a rumour like this be going round in the Ukraine?
Ambani anyone? Doubt it.
ambani is a toon fan i think.
Yes he is Hitman, there were big rumours about him buying us the 1st time Ashley put us up for sale. I actually emailed him asking him to buy us!
aye but hes also been linked with everton and liverpool.
Well we’d be cheaper so hopefully he’d buy us! Actually saying that, i wonder how much Everton would be?
Tino 11 says:
October 10, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Well we’d be cheaper so hopefully he’d buy us! Actually saying that, i wonder how much Everton would be?
Everton would be about £120-150m
Although if you buy Everton you would have to pay off their debt and then build a new stadium for about £300m.
Ambani was looking at Leeds at the same time he was allegedly looking at us so he annot be that bothered about a lower division team.
roy how come we beat you to all the top soap awards
stuart , can i have blouse back please.
sheila wheeler says:
October 10, 2009 at 1:34 pm
stuart , can i have blouse back please.
Of course, I’ll post it to you
STUART give her blouse back
den your dinners done
Anybody seen my Donna?
she just been in for a kebab
woof woof
Anyone seen my bad boy Syed?
Leave me alone, your all trying to kill me!!
BRADLEY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christian why arnt you at work your sacked
ile help you stacey hmmmmmm
A big fan of eastenders Batty?
Tino! batty! Gan n’ stand on the naughty spot for 20 minutes!
Why me Worky?
quick heres the boss worky runnnnnnn
worky its not me but that tino needs banned lol
Because I know you’re not Anil Ambani you daft get!
Ha ha, soz Worky it’s been a slow couple of days for Toon news and i am bored!
iam watching carry on cabby sad or what
Can’t believe the England match is online only, big mistake in my opinion!
Are pubs allowed to show it if they link their screens to a computer?
Abuse of the quick comments functionality!!
Funny though.
Just divn’t dee it again.
I’m still at work. Going to get a beer out of the fridge in a minute, as there’s nee food left in the cupboards and the chocolate cupboard is locked. Will it be rude if I crack open a bottle of champers or would it be more rude, if I didn’t?
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm
“iam watching carry on cabby sad or what”
That’s one of the best ones batty!
Sid and Hattie Jacques were great in that.
workyticket says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:35 pm
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm
“iam watching carry on cabby sad or what”
That’s one of the best ones batty!
Sid and Hattie Jacques were great in that.
<<<<< aye m8 but sid james reminds me of you lol
bowburnmag says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Abuse of the quick comments functionality!!
Funny though.
Just divn’t dee it again.
<<<<< worky sed we could lol
tino how come you thought of Christian a bit weird that lol
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm
<<<<< aye m8 but sid james reminds me of you lol
Nah. I’m more like Charles Hawtree, batty!
I think the Carry On films started my fascination with a nice pair of walter mittys when i was younger!
divent say that man worky
tino aye wor barbra
Bowburn, I’ll crack on with a ‘blog when I get back from my late Lunch meeting.
worky well stardy must be kenneth williams
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:42 pm
“Tino 11 says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I think the Carry On films started my fascination with a nice pair of walter mittys when i was younger!”
It was always Debbie Harry’s arse for me, or that blonde lass’s out of Abba.
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:45 pm
“worky well stardy must be kenneth williams”
LOL. Definitely batty!
“batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:45 pm
worky well stardy must be kenneth williams”
OOOOOOOOOHHHH! NNNNOOOOO! stop messin’ about!
Isn’t that Ambani fella involved with QPR now? Word is he’s a Toon fan and has been pictured wearing the shirt…not that that means anything!
If there are no other volunteers I’ll throw my hat in the ring for the part of Bernard Bresslaw, in the “Carry on Blogging” movie!
what was sids side kick called the big daft 1 well thats me lol
Excelsior says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm
It’s Lakshmi Mittal who is at QPR. I believe Anil Ambani is worth more but that’spaper talk.
Not sure about wearing a shirt like…
I’ll be Jim Dale then seein as though all the good ones have gone.
I wanted to be Syd James but alas he’s no longer available.
Stuart79 says:
October 10, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I’ll be Jim Dale then seein as though all the good ones have gone.
I wanted to be Syd James but alas he’s no longer available.
<<<< he is m8 worky is Charles Hawtree
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 2:59 pm
“what was sids side kick called the big daft 1 well thats me lol”
That was Bernard Bresslaw batty. Excelsior’s nicked that one.
Stuart79 says:
October 10, 2009 at 3:03 pm
“I’ll be Jim Dale then seein as though all the good ones have gone.”
Stuart, Frankie Howerd and Jack Douglas are still available.
soz Excelsior ok whos that 1 who used to say hellooo
workyticket says:
October 10, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Stuart79 says:
October 10, 2009 at 3:03 pm
“I’ll be Jim Dale then seein as though all the good ones have gone.”
Stuart, Frankie Howerd and Jack Douglas are still available.
He’s the one with the ridiculous sudden movements isn’t he?
Well if Syd hasn’t gone, I’m having him!
ok sid lol
HA HA HA!
I shouldn’t have started on the lager. Do I **** feel like working now. Only a little bit left to do as well……
bowburnmag says:
October 10, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I shouldn’t have started on the lager. Do I **** feel like working now. Only a little bit left to do as well……
Hang on! What sort of job have you got were you can crack open the tinnies?
he works for newcastle and scotish brewery stu
The best kind Stu, the best kind.
I would probably wouldn’t have cracked it open if I wasn’t in the office on my sweeney but you know…..
Tescos Premium Lager like. Pure muck really.
The champers is looking inviting. But that’s because I’ve got nowt on my stomach and I already feel a bit light-headed.
Linekers Bar is cranking up. I can see myself sacking this off and heading down to meet up with the Hen Do.
I thought you worked for NUFC for a minute. Then I could excuse anyone from drinking on the job!
Just bear in mind that other thread Stu
“Stuart79 says:
October 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm”
Mittal, of course! Well spotted Stu, so Ambani’s still available to tap for some cash….outstanding.
If we’re gonna get this “Carry on Blogging” movie on it’s feet we need a script….and some gals! How’s about Jillybean volunteering for Babs Windsor? Geordie Deb as Liz Fraser? Any more for any more?
We’ve already got the theme! The many comedic shenanigans involved in setting up a blog….bang up to date and ripe with comic possibility….missus, OOOWWERR!
And is that BBM is see, working on a Saturday and drinking on the job (FFNNARR FFFNNARR)….I say hat’s off to you sir!
Why should you cultivate a hangover on your own time!!
Well I’ve had a complete and utter disaster on the gee gee’s today.
Only two to go and already lost £300!
I’ll not give a flying if we get bought by some filthy rich Indian!
Stu – that is a sh*tload of money. You could have paid for the labour to fix my car engine!!!
Carlsberg or not to Carlsberg?? Getting picked up at 5.
The can smells faintly of sick though. There are glasses but is it OK to do that kind of thing with a can these days?
bowburnmag says:
October 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Stu – that is a sh*tload of money. You could have paid for the labour to fix my car engine!!!
You’re not wrong but if me next one comes in (not likely) I’ll be quids in.
Cans of lager are left all over the place for rats to p1ss on and watever else they wanna do.
On that note I’m going to crack open a bottle of Bordeaux, let it breath and drink the little bastard while watchin England.
Definitely Excelsior, if I can be Babs Windsor, I’m in
Anyone got a web link to the England game today?
Cheers, Jilly Bean
PS What does ‘CFC’ stand for?
BBM what about the car what was it in the end
BD – F knows mate. It’s away to the specialist.
I’m off noo. Quick change and then on the hoy in good old Dur ham.
Have a good ‘un all.
Nice to see this blog is so diverse, from Eastenders to Carry On to going out on the drink, good stuff everyone!
I’ve just lined my stomach with a Mcd’s, going to get ready and then out on the drink to celebrate my birthday from yesterday.
http://www.iraqgoals.net/ch5.html good link.
Excelsior says:
October 10, 2009 at 3:57 pm
“Geordie Deb as Liz Fraser?”
Geordie Deb would be a good Hattie Jacques.
Happy birthday Tino!
workyticket says:
October 10, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Excelsior says:
October 10, 2009 at 3:57 pm
“Geordie Deb as Liz Fraser?”
Geordie Deb would be a good Hattie Jacques.
What you trying to say Worky?
Jill says:
October 10, 2009 at 4:44 pm
“PS What does ‘CFC’ stand for?”
Jill, on this site it stands for “Cookies For Comments”. It’s there to stop automatic spam from robots.
Stuart, no comment.
Stuart
Regarding workys comment think more a younger Barbara Windsor than Hattie Jacques.
Think Workys in a strop with me hence sarky comment re Hattie Jacques.
To Norn Iron Mag, thanks for the info.
To Tino, Happy Birthday!
To Worky, Does the fact my post was blocked by ‘CFC’ mean there is a problem with my computer sending something ‘hidden’ that it shouldn’t?
Also what about Fenella Fielding (If I remember her name correctly), for Deb. She was in ‘Carry on Screaming’ which was a classic. Anyone want to be ‘Od Bod’? LOL
tino11 happy 50th m8 and is there any body out there
Jill says:
October 10, 2009 at 9:27 pm
“To Worky, Does the fact my post was blocked by ‘CFC’ mean there is a problem with my computer sending something ‘hidden’ that it shouldn’t?”
No, I’m sure it isn’t that, Jill. Basically, a small, harmless cookie gets passed to your machine so it can tell if you’re a human or a robot. If your browser security is on a fairly paranoid setting, it will probably reject cookies, you’ll be classed as a robot, and your comment will be diverted for later review in the spam bin. You don’t seem to have any problem usually though, so it was probably just one of those things that happens every once in a while.
“Anyone want to be ‘Od Bod’? LOL”
batty’s definitely ‘Od Bod’, Jill.
what a suprise…it’s uncle batty , you can set ya clock by him.
Yes Batty were here!
Just watched X Factor.
I reckon there’ll be loads of stories in the papers tomorrow.
Mostly about the new carry on cast.
aye set your clock by me lol worky not as odd as you and didnt odbod have a younger bro or sumit
right whos gonna win xfactor ile say lucie or dan
x factor dont you think that stacey talks like her of cathrine tate
the back door sand dancer.
do u reckon roy ?
oh yes
Roy Cropper says:
October 10, 2009 at 10:37 pm
the back door sand dancer.
Which one is that like?
if i didnt have 400 riding on the toon for top a think ide of stuck it on dan the man
the dark haired youg lad stu hes very sweet ha
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 10:29 pm
“didnt odbod have a younger bro or sumit”
I think he was cloned from his finger, batty, and I remember that there was a mummy called ‘Pharoah Rubbertiti’ in it.
the one from sooth sheels….gerra grip start.
Roy Cropper says:
October 10, 2009 at 10:44 pm
the one from sooth sheels….gerra grip start
Oh right.
He’s quite good him.
worky how do you hack it doon there with all them southerners
start – did you recover any of your losses today ?
roy i see some of the cast from eastenders have been on today see what y started
Roy Cropper says:
October 10, 2009 at 10:52 pm
start – did you recover any of your losses today ?
Ended up £150 down.
I’ve had better days.
roy charlton let me doon for 330 i had them aldershot mkdons and huddisfeild
batty – their imposters – not the real deal matey.
level on the day i backed cheviton each way
well at one point i was 1500 down but pulled it back to be just… -250 , i live to fight another day.
roy if hayley finds oot she wil kill y
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 10:51 pm
“worky how do you hack it doon there with all them southerners”
I just luv it batty! Luv it! London’s completely different though. Most of the people I meet come from all over the place originally.
batty man i’m a secret millionaire.
roy what do u do for work apart from the cafe
batty – what you on about ?..i sell razor blades & socks around the local pubs with you !!
worky i worked doon near luton dunstable for 12 month the people were nice like
roy your tracky has come fron the sports direct cataloge y longdale 1 what you orderd 3 pence a week for 2 years
a was ganna order worky 1 but he sed he couldnt afford it
has any 1 ever worked as a debt collector
we’ll do what we normally do batts — keep it and div’nt pay for it…some thing’s il never change.
batty – can you remember when the bailiff knocked at your door and you said come in and take a seat & he said i’ve come to take the lot..!!..
did 2 weeks once on the trawlers spewed me guts up none stop horrible
lol
i had too meet a buisness man once outside walton nick on his release he saw us and walked back in lol
i’m on my knees looking for the answers…but we will get there batts
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 11:12 pm
“a was ganna order worky 1 but he sed he couldnt afford it”
I’m saving up for Lonsdale wife-beater to go with it, batty.
are we human
worky a think klondyke kates free
batty – i get sea sick when i walk past the boats in saltwell park….puke puke puke.
wonder if stardust is comment counting lol
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 11:31 pm
“worky a think klondyke kates free”
She reminds me of one of my ex’s, batty.
batty – what is dave 1961 on aboot like ?..
roy lol i had to hitch hike in the middle of the north sea unless ide have been oot there for 3 week
workyticket says:
October 10, 2009 at 11:33 pm
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 11:31 pm
“worky a think klondyke kates free”
She reminds me of one of my ex’s, batty.
<<<< ile say no more i was 19 and she was good lol
and a was p:ssed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XPeFG5NTes <<<here roy
i’ve had worse & proud of it..
still game.
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 11:36 pm
“ile say no more i was 19 and she was good lol”
Was that before she was a wrestler, batty?
good night fluffy buttons….
batty says:
October 10, 2009 at 11:40 pm
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XPeFG5NTes here roy”
“Oooph! that’s absolutely diabolical!” LOL
How many rounds did you last, batty?
Goodnight Roy.
Alreet lads and lasses. International breaks are boring. Anyone think a takeover will be done before January (if at all?). Need some more players and I can’t see Mike stumping up any money for transfers.
Jillybean: right then….a remake of “Carry on Screaming” it is! Cast members required:
Valeria (Fenella Fielding)…Jillybean
Doris Mann (Angela Douglas)…available
Albert Potter (Jim Dale)….didn’t Bowburnmag have his name down for Jim?
Constable Slobotham (Peter Butterworth)….Available.
Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)…..available.
Emily (Joan Sims)….available, although judging by Worky’s harsh assessment of Geordie Deb maybe this would be a good fit for her?
Sockett (Bernard Bresslaw)….well this one’s mine, i’ve got the height and the gormless clock!
Dr. Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams)….Stardust is a shoo in for this one!
Dan Dann, (Charles Hawtrey)….maybe Stardust could play dual roles?
Doctor Fettle (Jon Pertwee)….available.
Oddbod (Tom Clegg)….Batty, apparently.
Oddbod Junior (Billy Cornelius)….available.
Mr. Jones, owner of dress shop (Frank Thornton).
Right, there you go bloggers. Get yer names down and we’ll get the script sorted…extra kudos for working Toon related stuff into classic Carry on quotes!
Aren’t International breaks dull!
“Ever seen a mackem in Milan says:
October 11, 2009 at 12:52 am
Alreet lads and lasses. International breaks are boring. Anyone think a takeover will be done before January (if at all?). Need some more players and I can’t see Mike stumping up any money for transfers.”
This mornings News of the World (sorry Worky, I know how much you loath the RedTops) reports: “Moat in Toon” Barry Moats bid money (£90m) has been deposited in Ashley’s escrow account. In order to “slow things down” Llambias has jetted off on holiday (although what this pillock has to do with the sale is anyone’s guess) leaving Moat and his people wondering. Best estimates are: sold by…..(drum roll please)….the middle of NOVEMBER!! Just when you’re sure things can’t get any more ridiculous…
This is The News of the World, however, and you can’t even believe the DATE in that paper. Ashley’s slowing things up to smoke out more money, luxuriating in the belief that promotion is in the bag….even if we sell Enrique to Sunderland and Smith to Bolton.
(COMMENT EDITED DUE TO LIBELOUS CONTENT)
http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle-utd/newcastle-utd-news/2009/10/11/freddy-shepherd-set-for-2m-pay-claim-79310-24899918/
Selling Enrique to the Mackems would improve Ashley’s popularity on Tyneside no end.
geordie deb says:
October 10, 2009 at 8:27 pm
“Think Workys in a strop with me hence sarky comment re Hattie Jacques.”
I’m not in a strop with you Deb, it’s just that you remind me of Hattie Jacques, ie A stern matron who is obsessed with her work and usually giving me a flea in my ear!
Then again, I suppose that most women are like that anyway!
batty, as you know i am mates with stardust. If theres one tv character who looks and sounds like stardust, its that little squeaky bloke out of ‘aint half hot mum’. I cant recall his character name, but im sure his real name was melvin hays. . Seriously, he is his double. ! Batty, ive been thrown by you comparing yourself to odd job. I have an image of you as being a little skinny, dole walla, radgey charva, wi short back and sides and longer on top, wearing a full tatty tracksuit and rock port boots. Woo hoooo hoo hoooo. . . I can smell your socks from here!
The comment above is stupid, of course it is.