Newcastle United v Scunthorpe United match banter!

Irons into the fire at St James's?

Irons into the fire at St James's?

This evening finds the lads at home playing the mighty ‘Irons’ of Scunthorpe United, who did, of course, take us down a peg or two with a 2-1 victory round at their place (Glanford Park) back in October of last year.

Some big team news from Scunthorpe is that top scorer, Gary Hooper, will be missing out on this game, though it was actually winger, Martyn Woolford, who did the damage last time with a brace. Though nothing is impossible, I think that it’s fair to say that Newcastle will still start as strong favorites this time. Scunthorpe face this game struggling to fight their way out of the Championship relegation zone. They will need either a win or failing that, a draw at least to extricate themselves from the drop zone.

Looking at things from the Geordie side. A victory for West Brom (including yet another VERY lucky penalty for the Throstles incidentally), keeps the pressure on the Magpies for the top slot. A victory for the lads though will see us open up the gap still further on the pack chasing the automatic places, led by Notts Forest, who endured another defeat, this time to Barnsley, yesterday evening.

As usual, for all the pre match gossip and speculation, check out Toonsy’s excellent NUFC Blog pre match review. Hopefully, there will also be full match review from St James’s Park from NUFC ‘Blog’s intrepid ‘man in the sheepskin’, Bowburnmag, to follow as well.
There’ll be no UK TV coverage, but if anyone can find TV/radio links etc to the game for people who don’t have it, I’m sure that would be much appreciated. As ever, this can be the place to come together during the match and p*ss and moan, as we usually do.

We will of course try to get the team sheet up when it becomes available.

Howay the Lads!

Kick-off: 7:45 pm, St James’s Park.

ps. If you’re comments are going into moderation, and you can’t figure out why, it’s probably because of the word “Scunthorpe”. If it happens to you, try subtituting it with “S****horpe”. :-)

Teams.

Newcastle United: Steve Harper, Danny Simpson, Fitz Hall, Fabricio Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Wayne Routledge, Kevin Nolan (c), Danny Guthrie, Jonas Gutierrez, Andy Carroll, Peter Lovenkrands.

Subs: Tim Krul, Ryan Taylor, Leon Best, Fabrice Pancrate, Nicky Butt, Tamas Kadar, Nile Ranger.

Scunthorpe United: Joe Murphy, Rob Jones (c), Michael Raynes, Andrew Wright, Marcus Williams, Grant McCann, Paul Hayes, Michael O’Connor, Josh Wright, Jonathan Forte, Garry Thompson.

Subs: Josh Lillis, Kenny Milne, Sam Togwell, Matt Sparrow, Martyn Woolford, Donal McDermott, Niall Canavan.

Referee: Phil Crossley.

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278 Responses to “Newcastle United v Scunthorpe United match banter!”

  1. 1
    avatar SouthernFan says:

    Prediction…. 1-1

  2. 2
    avatar Big Willy says:

    Worky how about “The Lambs” (to the slaughter), I hope.

  3. 3
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Howay the Lads…..3 points please.

  4. 4
    avatar Jill says:

    With the above team line up we should stonk them!

  5. 5
    avatar TonyGreenSupreme says:

    3 points is all that matters tonight.

  6. 6
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Polls
    Who has been your Newcastle United player of the season?

    Where’s Leon Best on the List?
    :)

  7. 7
    avatar workyticket says:

    sirjasontoon says:
    March 17, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    “Polls
    Who has been your Newcastle United player of the season?

    Where’s Leon Best on the List?”

    Yes, I know you’re being sarky, Jason, but it’s ten first team appearences at least to get on the list.

  8. 8
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    Alreet lads…..

    I am in the USA and can’t use the listen live links from UK radio stations cas of me IP over here… any suggestions as to where I can listen to the match from ower here like?

    cheers in advance

  9. 9

    southern fan… 1-1 prediction!! ha ha ha hah a

    i am going for 4-1 the toon.

  10. 10
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    That puts Best’s detractions into perspective.
    Played less than 10 games.

  11. 11
    avatar Big Willy says:

    SJT, your last comment leads to to something I was wondering about. I don’t know if there are medals or something awarded to players for being Champions of the FizzyPop, but if so how many games are needed to qualify.

  12. 12
    avatar workyticket says:

    d¡ngo©™ says:
    March 17, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    “Alreet lads…..

    I am in the USA and can’t use the listen live links from UK radio stations cas of me IP over here… any suggestions as to where I can listen to the match from ower here like?”

    Stick around, at least one of us will get one up here, but sometimes they only get gannin’ a few minutes before kick off.

  13. 13
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Any stream URLs chaps? 2-O the Toon.

  14. 14
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Try USTREAM Commentary usually on there Fella.

    Unsure about Medals BW.

  15. 15
    avatar Johno Toon says:

    3-0 to the toon

  16. 16
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Lads match should be on here > http://www.nufcradio.tk/

  17. 17
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Cheers sirjasontoon & Big Dave

  18. 18

    just been reading ,yeah there are medals to the league winners, 21 medals available. you should have played minimum of 10 games to get one. however, we have 17 players who have done so, if no other reaches 10 games nufc can give the last four to the players of their choice.

  19. 19
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    cheers to the lot of ya!

  20. 20

    johnno . 3-0 is a likely score but i will go with my brave 4-1

  21. 21
  22. 22
    avatar asim says:

    6-10 goals thats what i think not being big headed! they are shit mark my words we just need to score early.

  23. 23
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Joey B reckons he will be available from saturday get in there Lad

  24. 24
    avatar devonmag says:

    1-1 southern mag!? They’re without their top goalscorer, have a shocking away record compared to our home record- the strongest in the entire league and we’re fielding a full-strength side with the acception of hall in for williamson/taylor. Have a little optimism lad!

    I can feel a rout coming on, although after saying that we’ll now probably end up drawing 1-1 or 0-0 haha

  25. 25
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    4-1 tonight I recon…. gotta say, I have actually enjoyed being in the Champoinship for this season… brought back the heady days of KK’s first reign…. onwards n upwards lads.

  26. 26
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Asim 6-10 is that the falcons you are talking about mate :lol: . But I do think if we can score early we will go on to a good tally

  27. 27
    avatar SouthernFan says:

    My concern is that we have two games in hand….and we never seem to take advantage of it. And with the expectation of a thrashing, i think if we dont score early the crowd with go very quiet and get pissed off.

    I really hope im proved wrong.

  28. 28
    avatar devonmag says:

    fair do’s chap fair do’s

  29. 29
    avatar AXEL says:

    would like us to keep a clean sheet tonight its been a while , i think lovenkrands and carroll will bag a few goals 4 or 5-nil . We have our strongest atacking lineup on the pitch .

  30. 30
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    prediction 5 v 1

  31. 31
    avatar asim says:

    got pace all over the park! we have not said that 2 much this season give them the ball and we should pick them off and no early injurys lads.

  32. 32
    avatar icedog says:

    southernfan,i know what say,i said if we dont get early goal,1-0 if we get early one well—-

  33. 33
    avatar Big Dave says:

    NUFCELITE 5-1 would be nice but would rather have a ?-0 as Axel says would be nice to keep a clean sheet.
    I just hope our players dont think its in the bag

  34. 34
    avatar Big Dave says:

    lets get it on ;)
    Howay the Lads

  35. 35
    avatar toonsy says:

    Lads anymore streams? That nufc/tk is bollocks for me.

  36. 36
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Ice where’s Toonsy is he helping Batty paint the bunker or is he to nervous to listen ;

  37. 37
  38. 38
    avatar icedog says:

    looking for payback big dave so dont think players will think that,(i hope)

  39. 39
    avatar toonsy says:

    Dave, I’m trying to find a link that isn’t shite!

  40. 40
    avatar Johno Toon says:

    2 croners and a shot on target in the first couple of mins , sounds like a strong start

  41. 41
    avatar workyticket says:

    Big Dave says:
    March 17, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    “Ice where’s Toonsy is he helping Batty paint the bunker”

    I knaa where Toonsy is, but where’s Batty?

  42. 42
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    I’m sick of hearing manky pundits views on the colour of players boots like.
    Mongs.

  43. 43
    avatar Mike says:

    Here’s Mick and John, sounds like they are in a submarine though :)

    http://www.ustream.tv/channel/newcastle-utd-verses-scunthorpe

  44. 44
    avatar Summerof69 says:

    4-1 tonight I recon…. gotta say, I have actually enjoyed being in the Champoinship for this season… brought back the heady days of KK’s first reign…. onwards n upwards lads.

    Ditto, i have just put 2 quid on for the same score line at 16-1

  45. 45
    avatar Ross says:

    Sounds like we’ve started quickly, Scunny chasing shadows at the minute

  46. 46
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Toonsy another shit one for now > http://www.ustream.tv/channel/newcastle-utd-verses-scunthorpe

    Worky dont know whats happened the Bat-man

  47. 47
    avatar icedog says:

    na big dave gone to get some false nails,so he can keep biteing them

  48. 48
  49. 49
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    It’s sounding good at the moment. Even the refs helping :-)

  50. 50
    avatar icedog says:

    evening ROSS m8

  51. 51
    avatar Mike says:

    Wow anyone just see Messi’s strike? WOW

  52. 52
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. 53
    avatar Ross says:

    Get in Carroll. 1-0

  54. 54
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    get in!

  55. 55
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    NUFC 1 SCUNTHORPE 0

  56. 56
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Get in there Carroll Lad

  57. 57
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    ANDY CARROL

  58. 58
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Good Start Howay the Lads!

  59. 59
    avatar SouthernFan says:

    get in !!

  60. 60
    avatar Ross says:

    Evenin icedog, how you keeping mate? Mike-Messi’s goal as per usual was special. He scored a wonderful hattrick the other week.

  61. 61
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    whoop whoop… hahahahaha oeps off side.. hahaha

  62. 62
    avatar SouthernFan says:

    NOLAN!!

  63. 63
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Yes!!! Arse!!! bloody hell.

  64. 64
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    NUFC 2 SCUNTHORPE 0

  65. 65
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Yeahsssssssssssssss!!

  66. 66
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Fook

  67. 67
    avatar SouthernFan says:

    bugga…… sorry!!

  68. 68
    avatar Big Dave says:

    FFS fat lad why where you offside

  69. 69
    avatar ToonKing says:

    ohhh …offside…somehow i feel we will get a 5-0 again…

  70. 70
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    NUFC 1 SCUNTHORPE 0 DISALLOWED DAM

  71. 71
    avatar Ross says:

    Haha, stadium announcer gives the goal and a goal kick is taken, would have been a confusing one

  72. 72
    avatar icedog says:

    aye ross would!nt mind just one of his legs at sjp,any will do ha

  73. 73
    avatar Big Dave says:

    toonsy get 1 yet

  74. 74
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    JEEEEEEEEEEEEZAZ

  75. 75
    avatar workyticket says:

    LADS, STOP TYPING “SCUNTHORPE”!

  76. 76
    avatar Big Dave says:

    ohh we sound like rampant rabbits

  77. 77
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Has anyone heard a Scunny player named yet? We’re all over em’.

  78. 78
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Worky are you being regionalist about scunny ;)

  79. 79
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Mingethorpe is that Ok Worky?

  80. 80
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    Big Dave says:
    March 17, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    ohh we sound like rampant rabbits

    do you mean buzzin Big Dave? :P

  81. 81
    avatar Ross says:

    Aye, dunno how we havent grabbed a second yet, sounds like we’re tearing them to bits every time we go forward. Routledge sounding influential on his return which is a very good sign. We’re attacking constantly atm and Scunny dont seem to have an answer.

  82. 82
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Take it back @77 they’ve mentioned scunny’s keeper a couple of times :-)

  83. 83
    avatar toonsy says:

    I’m back, and have sorted my streaming issues :)

  84. 84
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Yeeeeessss!

  85. 85
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    Get in Lover!!!!

  86. 86
    avatar Ross says:

    2-0. Mcloven. He is running riot!

  87. 87
    avatar davis_toons says:

    Yes 2-0

  88. 88
    avatar toonsy says:

    Loverboy!

  89. 89
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    At last,
    gotta make this domination pay.
    2-0

  90. 90
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Loverboy get in there bonny lad

  91. 91
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    More

  92. 92
    avatar workyticket says:

    OK, you can all type “Scunthorpe” now if you really have to.

  93. 93
    avatar eastcoastmag says:

    jesus. 2-0 already. we’re on pace for 6-0. come on! everyone to score!

  94. 94
    avatar davis_toons says:

    Too bad not screening on TV and no stream online..

  95. 95
    avatar icedog says:

    toonsy aye and looks like you can keep your false nails for sat,to bite

  96. 96
    avatar Big Dave says:

    d¡ngo©™ buzzin was a term I used for sniffing glue :lol:

  97. 97
    avatar davis_toons says:

    Messi 2 goal for Baca was Super

  98. 98
    avatar davis_toons says:

    Sorry, Messi 1st goal was Super

  99. 99
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Icedog do you think he has stopped worrying yet :) I think he is still panicking

  100. 100
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    Big Dave or a canny tin ov Ronson like!!

  101. 101
    avatar icedog says:

    thought that was for nappys like big dave

  102. 102
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    bollox to messi.

  103. 103
    avatar toonsy says:

    Scunthorpe Scunthorpe Scunthorpe Scunthorpe Scunthorpe

  104. 104
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    NEWCASTLE
    SCUNTHORPE
    Possession

    * Newcastle 61%
    * Scunthorpe 39%

    Attempts on target

    * Newcastle 7
    * Scunthorpe 0

    Attempts off target

    * Newcastle 3
    * Scunthorpe 1

    Corners

    * Newcastle 3
    * Scunthorpe 0

    Fouls

    * Newcastle 2
    * Scunthorpe 2

  105. 105
    avatar Big Dave says:

    I think Lovens will be our top Goal scorer by the end of tonight

  106. 106
    avatar Ross says:

    Christ, Coloccini cleared off the line. We’ve hit the bar, Lovenkrands has managed to hit the GK from point blank range, this game should be out of sight!, third corner in about 30 seconds here.

  107. 107
    avatar TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Has anyone got a decent radio stream?

  108. 108
    avatar toonsy says:

    We need to stop being so wasteful :lol:

  109. 109
    avatar toonsy says:

    TGS – Try worky’s at 21 mate.

  110. 110
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    @
    TonyGreenSupreme http://www.nufcradio.tk/

  111. 111
    avatar davis_toons says:

    This link was really great! smooth going..

    http://www.nufcradio.tk/

  112. 112
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Ice are you changing any nappies tonite or are they older bairns :)

    d¡ngo©™ ;)

  113. 113
    avatar Ross says:

    toonsy-haha, i’ve barely heard a scunny player mentioned on the wireless since kick off. Sounds like we’re just running them ragged and looking like we’ll score every time we go forward, creating chance after chance. Coloccini, Jonas, Routledge and Loven all sound like they’re having excellent games

  114. 114
    avatar Toon Chicken says:

    “i’m not gonna say s#unthorpe are a poor side, although they do look a poor side.”

    Haha – classic punditry there Bobby :)

  115. 115
    avatar TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Cheers lads, the stream is working well.

  116. 116
    avatar icedog says:

    big dave said before no nappys for this lad 7&9yrs,they keep getting the bloody gags off like :)

  117. 117
    avatar toonsy says:

    icedog – Got a striker for ya, Matt Derbyshire.

  118. 118
    avatar icedog says:

    toonsy naw not good enough does!nt fit stats

  119. 119
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    Dorrans from wba would be good signing.

  120. 120
    avatar Ross says:

    does anybody have a stream besides nufcradio? Stalling alot for me like

  121. 121
    avatar Ross says:

    nevermind, just changed channel and found Ando and co so i’m areet,lol

  122. 122
    avatar toonsy says:

    Game gone a bit flat by all accounts.

  123. 123
  124. 124
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    i have no probs with mine mate

  125. 125

    if we go in 3-0 up we should get the 4th in second half and then they will nab one back late on
    4-1

  126. 126
    avatar toonsy says:

    My prediction of 3-0 looks good still

  127. 127
    avatar icedog says:

    harpers having a good game even had time to fill workys poll in

  128. 128

    so, 4 points clear with game in hand and ten to go!! we have to be odds on favs to win the league. who has best run in between us and west brom??

  129. 129
    avatar asim says:

    toonsy toonsy toonsy we are up we are up!

  130. 130
    avatar toonsy says:

    Craig

    West Brom v Preston, 15:00

    West Brom v Coventry, 19:45

    Reading v West Brom, 15:00

    West Brom v Leicester, 17:15

    Watford v West Brom, 15:00

    Doncaster v West Brom, 15:00

    West Brom v Middlesbrough, 17:15

    Crystal Palace v West Brom, 20:00

    West Brom v Barnsley, 13:00

  131. 131
    avatar asim says:

    toonsy u have just wasted a page on rubbish! get a life ha ha luv u anyway

  132. 132

    waford, boro and palace the only dodgy ones there for brom. maybe leiester too. cheers toonsy.

  133. 133
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Craig,
    some of the others will be fighting for survival though.

  134. 134
    avatar stevep says:

    couple more wins and we’re prob up – it’ll then become a rae to win the championship, west brom prob have an easier run in but a number of them teams will be in fight for playoff place or relegation so who knows

  135. 135

    yeah but really, even though the lads and CH wont say it.. they MUST be gunnign for the league otherwise it will be a bitter sweet feeling. if we win tonight and our other game in hand we are 7 clear with better goal diff – we must be well odds on now.

  136. 136

    good point clint… its that time of the season …. twitchy arses time at top and bottom, every game a cup final from here on in. yeeehaaa

  137. 137
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Asim @ 131 that was funny lol. sorry Toonsy ;)

  138. 138
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    loving to hear the Blaydon races in teh background there! Bit home sick like

  139. 139
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    Newcastle will be up when we beat notts forrest at home

  140. 140
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Craig,
    last i heard we were 20-1 on mate.

  141. 141
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    It’s like the start of the season again, everyone trying their hardest.

  142. 142
    avatar Big Dave says:

    WORKY do you know where the Batt is ?

  143. 143
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    39341 attendence

  144. 144
    avatar icedog says:

    toonsy/cc wba dont need to worry they stole 18points with pens up to now,how many more will they get, (rabbit off)

  145. 145
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    Was thinking that myself they do get a lot of pens.

  146. 146
    avatar stevep says:

    lets get another goal and give ranger a bit of playing time

  147. 147
    avatar TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Get another and give Best a chance, the lad needs a confidence booster.

  148. 148
    avatar TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Sounds like we have gone off the boil..

  149. 149

    its been a good season really – got rid of al lthe winkers and crap – we needed it

  150. 150
    avatar icedog says:

    10out10 for dive last nite,we will still win it even with those monkeys on our back

  151. 151
    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Get in :-)

  152. 152
    avatar stevep says:

    nice – go on lad

  153. 153
    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    NUFC 3 SCUNTHORPE 0

  154. 154
    avatar Ross says:

    3-0. Carroll lob.

  155. 155
    avatar Big Dave says:

    stevep some how I dont think it will happen I think Best will get a run out but.
    Get in again Carroll Lad

  156. 156
    avatar toonsy says:

    Carrols on fire, no skill my arse!

  157. 157
    avatar geordie deb says:

    Well done Andy Carroll

  158. 158
    avatar TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Carroll, we have turned the heat up.LOL

  159. 159
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Awesome….Booking for celebrations…fookin assholes rule that !

  160. 160
    avatar icedog says:

    TGS with you on that one mate

  161. 161
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    Get in Andy…… black n white army… missed this feeling (for about 10 yrs)

  162. 162
    avatar workyticket says:

    Big Dave says:
    March 17, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    “WORKY do you know where the Batt is ?”

    That’s what I was asking you, Dave! Hope he’s alright.

  163. 163
    avatar davis_toons says:

    Carrol score at the same time as Messi. Carrol was great today.

  164. 164
    avatar stevep says:

    bigdave – yeah you’re probably right :(

  165. 165
    avatar geordie deb says:

    Evening all

  166. 166
    avatar Mike says:

    Every time Barca scores the Toon get one seconds later.

    Its like I’m hearing Mick Lowes commentating Messi’s goals!

  167. 167
    avatar Big Dave says:

    What is it with everyone about st patricks day FFS

  168. 168
    avatar Daverism says:

    I take back everything I said about Carroll, the lad has talent

  169. 169

    hey toonsy, like i said, 3-0 at half time, get one more in second and they get one late on – 4-1 final score.

  170. 170
    avatar asim says:

    lads we seem to score when barca score lets see if we can score the next 1 b4 them

  171. 171
    avatar Daverism says:

    Too right Big Dave, I don’t understand it.. Do you want my guiness hat?

  172. 172
    avatar Big Dave says:

    evening Debs hows you good I hope ;)

    stevep I feel for young Ranger he deserves a chance more than Best imo

  173. 173
    avatar stevep says:

    sounds like the crowds on good form as well – wish i was there :(

  174. 174
    avatar toonsy says:

    Carroll has got a hat-trick in him tonight, I can feel it.

  175. 175
    avatar Toon Chicken says:

    d¡ngo©™ – you a Banksy fan?

  176. 176
    avatar workyticket says:

    Big Dave says:
    March 17, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    “What is it with everyone about st patricks day FFS”

    Guinness marketing dept, Dave.

  177. 177
    avatar icedog says:

    would like to see fans masks come on jonas

  178. 178
    avatar stevep says:

    moncur sounds half p!ssed :)

  179. 179
    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    amongst other graf artists yeah….. I know a lot of folk from Bristol.

  180. 180
    avatar Mike says:

    Just as long as Stuttgart don’t get any. We don’t need the Scunnies scoring as well!

  181. 181
    avatar davis_toons says:

    Still recalling when watching Newcastle play Champion Leg on TV…we’ll be there again one day… (I might be granddad then)

    Anyway just get promoted 1st! Howay the Lads!

  182. 182
    avatar geordie deb says:

    Hi Dave, good thanks and yourself? Out in AbuDhabi at the minute – nice to see the balzing sun and blue sky for a change. Missed the first part of the game – took some customers out to dinner,persuaded them they didnt want a pudding so I could get back and listen to the game, LOL.

  183. 183
    avatar Toon Chicken says:

    Nice1 Dingo – have you seen “Exit Through The Gift Shop” yet?

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    Hi Craig -yes at a medical conference

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    you live out here? i have lived there twice and know the palce very well, although the corniche has changed alot recently. nice place and perfect climate this time of year!

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    avatar stevep says:

    bigdave – looks like youre right – sounds like best warming up – ranger must be a bit pissed

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    avatar Big Dave says:

    Worky > Guinness marketing dept, Dave.
    so the’re the culprits.

    Deb good on ye pet proud of ye, I hope your catching a few rays will your there.

    Stevep there ye go Best getting a run out and poor Ranger gets nowt

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    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    I was actually at teh premier at Sundance in Utah this year!!! All the yanks thought I was Banksy, i kept tight lipped like and the chicks digged it ina big way… hahaha.. land of milk n honey mate!

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    ranger will get on later on too for sure

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    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    Bollo%s :-)

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    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    my spidey sense was tinglin there

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    avatar stevep says:

    LOL – moncur ” i think thats guitierez range – about 6 yards”

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    avatar icedog says:

    geordie deb,enjoy it,but dont kiss anyone when toon win,or you know were you will end up :)

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    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    There’s still 20 mins to go. Fantastic.

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    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    You’ve got to go with a Best/Ranger double sub. Got to.

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    you kidding icedog… in the UAE ha ha… do what you like within reason!

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    Hi Craig, no i dont live out here, just travel a lot in my job. Third time in Abu Dhabi, love it, great people. Staying down at the Beach Rotana, and you’re right weather is perfect

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    avatar Toon Chicken says:

    That sounds beltin Dingo :)

    Bet that was a good night – and I don’t mean the film ;)

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    avatar icedog says:

    cc yes im!e kidding,just bloody jel

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    avatar stevep says:

    geordie deb – you in sales? wifes at medical school down here training to be doctor – 2 years left :(

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    LOL IceDog.

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    i am in qatar at minute but was down there last week – my fav lunch has to be fish and chips at the captains arms when the climate is like this .. perfect!

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    avatar Geordiebloke says:

    Is Leon Best any good ?

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Glad Best is getting a go at playing with Lovenkrands.

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Got a couple of Banksy’s in my hallway the Kray’s tesco one and a Hooligan chucking flowers :)

    Got the original subway art as well…..

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Best is quality !
    Scores goals for fun all day long :)

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    Hi Steve – marketing. Was a nurse many moons ago, so deal with doctors all the time. My daughter’s applying to med school later this year, but competition is tough as you know, so hope she will get in. Wants to go to Newcastle med school ideally, but a place anywhere would be great! Good luck to your wife – where is she studying?

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    to be fair, best has not had much chance to get it going – looks pants so far but its all about confindence when you are a striker – he needs his goal

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Alright Deb :)

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    avatar stevep says:

    sjt – yeah me to – kissing policemen, chiseled it off the wall of a pub at 5 in the morning :)

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    Bet it was great living out here Craig what made you move to Qatar?

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    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    “I was planning on making some huge paintings about sleepwalking our way towards the apocalypse but I ended up going to the pub and getting some crisps.”

    Gotta love his work ethic like.. hahaha (thats Banksy by the way)

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    nice one…mine aint real ones steve…neither is my Lichtenstein :)

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    avatar Toon Chicken says:

    SJT – the “Krays with Tesco Bags” isn’t by Banksy – it’s by a graf artist called T-WAT

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    avatar stevep says:

    gd – brighton & sussex med school, yeah you’re right its very tough but she seems to be doing alright at the mo

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    Hi SJT fine ta and yourself? Good to see the lads are sticking on in there despite WBA on their heels. What do you reckon with Forest? Do you think they’ve blown it?

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    na i dont live in qatar, i work in the oil and gas offshore, we go everywhere – was in dubai for ten days getting this job ready, now in qatar in middle of the bloody arabian gulf. heading to saudi in two days.
    i did live in abu though, my fav place. would move out there again. sooo chilled out compared to uk!

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Did you see them blokes who took a wall and had it restored?
    Great restoration…Banksy has a proper knob who does his PR like.

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    avatar Mike says:

    4th for Barca, Toon goal in 5…4…3…2..

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    avatar Toon Chicken says:

    All the Banksy fans on here should check out the Banksy Forum (if you haven’t already).

    http://banksyforum.proboards.com/index.cgi?

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    I shagged a singapore FHM model that worked for Qatar Airlines :)

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    mike.. thats funny man

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    nice one jase!!! my mate was married to a yarpie QA bird once. usual crap with us offshore lot.. nothing lasts forever. i was on number 2 by time i was 22!!

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Ta for Link Toon Chicken :)

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    avatar Penalty-spot says:

    spidey’s been brilliant, deserves a goal. People leaving! If I was there I’d be staying!

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    avatar stevep says:

    jas – thats funny, we’re so comfortable in this game we’ve reverted to chatting about airline hostesses we’ve boffed

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    avatar Toon Chicken says:

    sjt – yeah i seen them blokes with the wall on the news. Their restorer did do a good job but a bit daft cutting 5 ton concrete walls out – not what it’s about and Banksy won’t authenticate it anyway so really difficult to sell for top money.

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    avatar stevep says:

    well sounds we’ve been really good tonight albeit against a poor scunny

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    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    I ‘met’ (ahem) an Air France bird going from Paris to San Fransisco… best 2 days of my life after I landed. best of my life… Air Hostesses!!! what a breed!

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    agree SteveP

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    avatar icedog says:

    you were right MIKE goal at sjp same time as barca got one pity it was exeter like

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    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    nice one lads…. see ya at teh weekend!

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Forest look to have run out of steam I think Deb….all good here just having some pnut butter on toast and an ice cold beer for desert!

    Great result…Howay the Lads

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    avatar stevep says:

    i went out with avirgin airlines hostess for a bit – she was thick as but fit and got me cheap hols all over the world

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    well done lads another 3 points in the bag

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    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    FULL TIME NUFC 3 SCUNTHORPE 0

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    avatar d¡ngo©™ says:

    and lasses… sorry Deb :?

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Yeah proper laid back tonight : )
    Talking Art and Airlines

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    avatar stevep says:

    good result – reet off to get a bit of supper and then bed, got an early meeting tomorrow – night all

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    avatar geordie deb says:

    Right I’m off. See you all.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Howay the lads!

    Toon Toon

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Have a good night all Nighty Night Guys and Dolls :)

    TooooooooooooooN !

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    avatar Big Dave says:

    Reet im off to get some munchies be back late, Deb look after yourself chat soon

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    avatar icedog says:

    toonsy spot on 3-0 now whats score for sat?

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    avatar toonsy says:

    I wonder if Lovenkrands is going to be out for a while now? Hope not.

    Aye icedog, I was spot on ;)

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    avatar icedog says:

    im!e off to,later

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Later icedog

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    toonsy,
    did Lovenkrands get injured?

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    avatar toonsy says:

    CLiNT – Yes mate, limped off and straight down the tunnell. Radio said it didn’t look to bad but he was definately limping.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    TSK!
    The lads on fire, & a perfect foil for a big ‘un.
    Musta been when i popped out for a tab.
    Cheers mate.

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    avatar chuck says:

    Thanks BIG DAVE & MIKE
    Excellent link here in the US, guess the stats indicated which team turned up to-night, though I know we lost to them earlier , must have been an aberration, as both the game stats. and the fact they are at the bottom of the league tells the story.
    Sure do envy y`all guys, worlds just your oyster init, screwin all those (hav`nt heard airline hostess in years)
    flight attendants, visiting all those exotic places, having fish and chips yet, how exotic.
    Unfortunately any time i have had the bad luck to go to the gulf area, its been like a feckin oven, which is about nine months out of the year, you can have it that`s why London is full of Arabs every summer.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Sounds like everyone had a top game for the Toon tonight, which is great to hear.
    Just seen the goals-canny.
    Top header by Carroll from quite a distence.
    Nice assist by Routledge for Lovenkrands well taken one.
    & another well taken goal by Carroll.
    Honorable mention for Guthrie for assisting both of Carroll’s efforts.
    Keep it going lads.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    *distance

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    avatar Simon says:

    Haven’t been back long from the game, was a very good one, showed the gulf between the two teams. We looked like a premier league team playing against a lower league team in a cup game. When Best & Ranger came on, they didn’t do a lot, but didn’t look bad, knew where each oter was and where to put the ball. Any news on Lovenkrands? He was limping before he went off, but at least got off quick

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    avatar Big Willy says:

    For reasons beyond my control I totally missed the game and have just caught up. Thats 14 each for Andy and Lover, so the 20 target I predicted is well within reach for Andy, if Lover gets there as well it’s a bonus and Big Kevin aint to far out. 60 goals from the three of them would be awesome. I’m looking forward to BBM’s match report and seeing the Goals highlights.

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    avatar Big Willy says:

    I’ve got a stinking cold so it’s a lemsip for me and of to bed. We are all going to bed happy tonight, night all.
    :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

    And lets not forget poor old Scunny so heres one for them
    :(

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    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    Great win tonite another giant step towards the big time.

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    avatar Clem Rusty says:

    Not alot from the toon here and needing outside uk pc links for commentary let alone going to the match ehh!

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    avatar NUFCELITE says:

    Look at comment 123 rusty, that link works, add it to favorites mate.

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    avatar Clem Rusty says:

    Try Truefaith NUFCELITE ………

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    avatar Jill says:

    Great game for us by the sound of it. Thank you to everyone who put up a link,it was so good to be able to listen to it over here in USA. Really glad Routledge and Enrique are back, they make such a difference to the game and also that way Guthrie gets to be mid field and is so good in that position. I was looking at the stats on BBC web site. It looks like Newcastle averaged an attempt on goal every 4 minutes and Scunny managed one every 45 mins! LOL Love it!

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    avatar Toon Chicken says:

    Scunthorpe manager Nigel Adkins:

    “That’s a Premier League side you have just seen out there, end of story, so we don’t need to get too disillusioned about the result because that is a Premier League side and a very, very good one. ”

    Try and put a negative spin on that then Stu79 :)

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    avatar lesh says:

    A bit late but…… stevep says:
    March 17, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    “i went out with avirgin airlines hostess for a bit – she was thick as but fit and got me cheap hols all over the world”.

    Well, I went out with a taxidermist who worked at the Hancock and we stayed together for a few months ’til she got sick and told me to get stuffed!!

    Boom boom!

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    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Very Good Lesh :)

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    avatar lesh says:

    Any thoughts on this poll to find NUFC’s greatest ever manager?

    http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/football/10200.cntns

    There’s an intereting link to an article about Andy Carroll too.

    http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/football/10138.cntns

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    avatar Whumpie says:

    Lufthansa: “Let Us F*** The Hostesses And Never See’em Again”.

    My Indian mate years ago used to think that was the rudest joke in the world. Bless ‘im.

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    avatar Micky Toon says:

    Lesh – the only surprise in that greatest manager article is that it wasn’t Keegan who was top. Joe Harvey should be top and certainly above Keegan.

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    avatar lesh says:

    Micky Toon.

    Joe did bring us interetsing times at SJP. We were never gonna be champs but we surely got entertainment from the lads.

    Joe new how to deal with the lads. How many managers would live with Jimmy Smith having a fag at half time or a couple of cans of McEwans during training!

    Oh those heady days of SuperMac, Hibbett, Tudor, Nattress, Ron McGarry, McNamee, Jinky, and Tony Green, short though his playing career was, and many many others who were real characters.

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    avatar Stuart79 says:

    Toon Chicken says:
    March 18, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Scunthorpe manager Nigel Adkins:

    “That’s a Premier League side you have just seen out there, end of story, so we don’t need to get too disillusioned about the result because that is a Premier League side and a very, very good one. ”

    Try and put a negative spin on that then Stu79

    He’s hardly going to say we have just been hammered by a sub standard PL side is he? He’s bulling his players up.

    They were the worst side I have seen at St James’ Park for a while, leaving a couple of their better players out due to other more winnable games next week.

    Having said that we can only beat what’s in front of us and we did a good job – Could have been 10.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Lesh,
    The Toon’s greatest ever manager was the selection committee that predates us having managers mate, by a mile or 2.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Aye,
    some woeful finishing last night, Carroll & Lovenkrands should be taken out back & put down.
    The rest weren’t much better either.

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    avatar Whumpie says:

    Nice attempt, Stuart. You should be on Argumental.

    Nah – we’re a pretty good side. Good enough to give a lot of prem sides a bad day IMHO; at least at home.

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    avatar SpartanChris says:

    i see Bristol City have got rid of their manager – could be a good omen for Saturday.

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    avatar Simon says:

    That’s bad news about Bristol City, often when a new manager comes in or even a caretaker, the players come out, do their best to make sure picked again and make a name for themselves. On the other hand, could be like us last season and go from bad to worse, lets hope it’s that.

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    avatar Whumpie says:

    We’ll have Bristol. Got good, attacking players fighting for starts and (for the first time in yonks) enough depth in the defensive ranks to keep most teams out.

    At least a point; I’m going for 2-1 to the Toon.

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    avatar Simon says:

    2-1 to us would do me, lets hope the 5 teams below us can loose a few and us win, would love to see the trophy come to us when we play Sheffield United or the home game before last one on the 24th. Be great to have it all wrapped up and go out and play some football with the kids getting a go. Also need to make sure the likes of Ranger and Kdar get enough games to get a medal

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    avatar AngelOfDeath says:

    Ya, Just happen to see the news about bristol city sacking of Gary Johnson. Looks like Keith Millen will take charge of Saturday’s visit of Newcastle.

    Hoping a 3-0 to us then. We need to start collecting clean sheets too. ;)

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