Newcastle after Everton’s Dan Gosling?

Dan Gosling - A surprise Newcastle target?

Dan Gosling - A surprise Newcastle target?

A new rumour has started doing the rounds regarding Everton youngster Dan Gosling and a possible switch to Tyneside in the near future, according to Sky Sports.

Now I know what you’re thinking, and it’s probably along the same lines as what i am thinking, and that is that we have no chance of getting a player who is so highly coveted in England and should turn out to be a star in the future.

But did you know he could be available for free? No, neither did I! Apparently it stems from a contract wrangle at Goodison Park where Gosling was verbally offered a new deal, only for the final written offer to not be sent to him by the due date, meaning that he could be available for nothing, depending on the outcome of a Premier League ruling due to be held soon.

It’s news to me anyway, and I doubt the source, but it would be a cracking deal if we did somehow manage it. I put this one down to press-mongering, and it would also be a good time to point out that despite our apparent frugality it is still open season for speculation, so things like this are to be expected from time to time.

Signing Gosling would be some coup for Newcastle, and he would be an excellent addition to the squad as he can play at right-back, on the right of the midfield and in the centre of midfield. It would also show a bit ambition on the part of the club and hint that Mike Ashley is serious about building the future of Newcastle United, rather than using it as an excuse to hide behind.

In other news, it looks like one of our old boys could be in line for shock return to Premier League action with Blackpool next season. Nicky Butt is said to be mulling over the chance to put his boots back and have one last hurrah in the Premier League.

Farir play to him. I think Butt became a bit of a target whilst he was here at Newcastle, although few can deny that towards the end of his contract his body had started to become slower than his mind, which made him a liability.

As a result of that, he only really played when needed last season, but it is his experience in the Premier League is something that Blackpool will be looking to utilise. One thing you can say about Nicky butt is that he is the model professional, on and off the pitch. You never hear of him getting into any scrapes or trying to scuttle fellow footballers wives/girlfriends or what not, do you?

I think a move to Blackpool would suit him, and perhaps he could take on some sort of player-coach role in an area that is much much closer to his home surroundings of Manchester. I hope he succeeds in whatever he chooses do, whether that be with Blackpool, or as a player, coach, or manager anywhere else.

Anyway, it’s all rumour at the minute, but what d’ya reckon?

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208 Responses to “Newcastle after Everton’s Dan Gosling?”

  1. 1
    avatar Shanghaitoon says:

    Hope we do go for Gosling, as you say, it would show ambition and it would certainly be a coupe!! :-)

  2. 2
    avatar richietoon says:

    I can’t see it but ya never know.We can only hope…..False hope is better than no hope at all ;-)

  3. 3
    avatar toonsy says:

    Rich – Aye, just about :lol:

  4. 4
    avatar chuck says:

    Well sure Gosling would be a terrific addition, but to acquire him through the circumstance would be a bit unethical, no!
    Would`nt mind Coleman on loan from Everton, from what i have seen of him, better than any RB we have , even Jonas.

    As for Butt, wish him only the best, real pro. would be a positive influence with any team, regardless of his role.

    Looks like Onuoha is on his way out of Citeh as is Ireland and probably a few more, could there be bargains to pick up ?

    McGeady is being pushed out of Celtic, who badly need the funds, to rebuild.

    Would be content if we spent on Onuoha, then acquired Cleverly, Coleman, the Dutch kid from Chelsea @ LB and
    Wiltshire, might even win the league, well ermmm…..

  5. 5
    avatar toonsy says:

    chuck says:
    July 3, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    “Well sure Gosling would be a terrific addition, but to acquire him through the circumstance would be a bit unethical, no!”

    Balls to them If they make a balls up then they should accept the consequences. We aren’t plaiting each others hair here, so why do them any favours?

    Like the favour of buying Duncan Ferguson off them, and them buying him back not long after for half the price. Theye weren’t on a moral high horse then, so why should we be?

    Don’t hate the player, hate the game ;)

  6. 6
    avatar Daverism says:

    Ideal signing, can’t see it however.

    Stranger things have happened though, and it’s a bit of a random rumour.. Who knas.

    Maybe there’s been an enquiry into his availability ?

  7. 7
    avatar toonsy says:

    Daverism – I think it is more could be available for free/Newcastle need players for free 2+2=5 kind of thing myself ;)

  8. 8
    avatar Daverism says:

    Not to mention Toonsy, that being ethical isn’t exactly wor Mikes style is it? Haha

  9. 9
    avatar toonsy says:

    Aye. Balls to Everton. You snooze you lose. Ethics in football, is there such a thing? ;)

  10. 10
    avatar Daverism says:

    Not a massive fan of Everton fans either, so aye. Balls to Everton!

  11. 11
    avatar toonsy says:

    I don’t mind them, by two best men at my wedding were Everton fans and Goodison is a canny away day. The red half of Mersyside though, they can eat shit and die :twisted:

  12. 12
    avatar Stuart79 says:

    Dan dare?

    Is he any good?

  13. 13
    avatar valle says:

    Chuck

    We can only loan 2 players at the time with the current EPL rules.

  14. 14
    avatar toonsy says:

    Stu – I rate him, although not as highly as Rodwell to be fair.

  15. 15
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Toonsy you had a big wedding with 2 bestmen ;)
    Ice where r ye ?

  16. 16
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Toonsy meant to ask what the Beret is about ?

  17. 17
    avatar toonsy says:

    Dave – Just felt like it. My dad was in 1 para, so that was why I chose that ;)

    I had 4 ushers for my wedding aswell ;)

  18. 18
    avatar Stuart79 says:

    Anyone remember our last free transfer ‘coup’? Thought we’d stitched Real Majorca up with Jonas and it ended up costing us 7m! Just another fck up!

    But let’s be honest, why oh why would Gosling sign for us? Everton can just offer him another contract and that will be that. Mmm, Everton who are constantly in the top 7, stable with a great manager or Newcastle United who are newly promoted, limited if any ambition, not a pot to piss in and an owner who is as comitted to the club like Tiger Woods us comitted to his wife!

  19. 19
    avatar I Love Mike says:

    hmm seems a bit far fetched to me like, be great if we could get him though!

  20. 20
    avatar chuck says:

    Valle
    Oh ! did`nt realize we could only bring in a couple of loanees, Thought we had more last season ?
    In that case, take the two full backs , Coleman and the Chelsea Dutch kid.
    It`s my opinion you build teams with good defence.
    Sorry King Kev,
    but like a bit of flair up front, after all it`s about watching an entertaining style of football.
    If you want boring go watch Big Sams. side !

  21. 21
    avatar Daverism says:

    Valle @ 13.

    I thought that clubs could take an unlimited number of loans, but only play 4 at any one time.

  22. 22
    avatar toonsy says:

    Chuck – I think it’s a bit more technical than that. I think you can have 2 long term loans (full season), 2 short term loans (half a season).

    I’ll look it up but I think that is about the nuts of it.

  23. 23
    avatar toonsy says:

    Stu – If he wanted to stay at Everton, then why would he be kicking up a fuss? Why wouldn’t he just say, fair do’s, you cocked up, but get it sorted and I will sign? Rather thn it getting dragged past an arbitration panel.

  24. 24
    avatar chuck says:

    Soh! can i conclude everyone in favor of stealing Gosling cares about ethics ?

  25. 25
    avatar chuck says:

    Cares much about ethics.

  26. 26
    avatar toonsy says:

    7.5 the maximum number of Temporary Transfers to any one Club registrable in the same
    Season shall be 4 and in no circumstances shall more than 1 be from the same Transferor
    Club save there shall be excluded from these numbers any Temporary Transfer of the
    kind described in Rule M.7.6.1 or M.7.6.2;
    7.6 not more than 2 Temporary Transfers shall be registered by a Club at the same time
    except that there shall be excluded from that number:

    PL rules, M7.5 & 7.6

    So basically, four throughout the season but only two at the same time.

  27. 27
    avatar toonsy says:

    Chuck – Nope, not if it benefits us. Everton ballsed up, tough luck if they lose a player because of it.

    Wonder if Plymouth thought Everton were ethical when they poached him off them?

    Probably not…

  28. 28
    avatar richietoon says:

    where does ethics come into it?…..he’s out of contract and as Toonsy says he obviously doesn’t want to stay there or he’d sort it with them…..so again where’s the ethical problem?

  29. 29
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Chuck Grant is planning on useing Van Anholt ? and has been named in the senior team.
    Toonsy how long ago was your oldman in the Paras, by the way mate your one looks like a Frank Spencer one ye need a good one with the wings on it, do ye want me to send you a link for 1 ;)

  30. 30
    avatar toonsy says:

    I had one , Dave, but it was too big to fit on here. He was in the para’s mid60′s to early 70′s mate.

  31. 31
    avatar raffo says:

    well I am sat with a glass of Torres, I think he will come good tonight

  32. 32
    avatar toonsy says:

    Raffo – He needs to or else his summer move might be at risk ;)

  33. 33
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Toonsy if you have one that you want and cant resize it send me it and I will do it for ye or any other pics you want resized ;)

  34. 34
    avatar CC says:

    kin hell has Shearer got burtons on speed dial or something…

    His hairlines retreating faster than Danny Simpson from a opposing left winger.

  35. 35
    avatar valle says:

    You can have 4 loans over an entire but only 2 at the same time, so you could have 2 loans till january, then send one of them home, reloan the other and then loan a new guy as well.

  36. 36
    avatar toonsy says:

    Dave – Do’t worry about it mate. I can sort it, even though I know you are trying to get mucky pics of the mrs out of me ;)

  37. 37
    avatar raffo says:

    Toonsy – thats trues, you reckon him and Gessabell may be off or can Roy keep them? Cant see hodgson attracting world class players like

  38. 38
    avatar richietoon says:

    CC there’s nowt wrong with a retreating hairline,it’s all the rage don’t ya know :lol:

  39. 39
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Toonsy one has to try :)
    CC AL will be sporting a Toonsy or Richie hair do soon

  40. 40
    avatar FlashJonas says:

    Newcastle in for Joe Cole, you heard it here first. He doesn’t want to play for a team challenging for top honours anymore, he wants to play somewhere he will be adored and thought of as a legend, he wants a project to work with and mentioned that he sees himself playing at a club like Newcastle. This is not nonsense, I was told this by a source very close to Cole.

  41. 41
    avatar richietoon says:

    raffo..can’t see Liverpool having the cash for world class players.imo thats why they went for Hodgson instead of a big name continental manager who would expect a large transfer pot.

  42. 42
    avatar toonsy says:

    Raffo – Not sure. I think if one goes then the other will follow. I don’t think Hodgson will be the key in attracting top players, the name of Liverpool is, sadly, enough. We shall see though. I hope they stay, and that the team underachieves, goes bankrupt etc etc :twisted:

  43. 43
    avatar richietoon says:

    Dave “don’t f*ck with the baldies” :lol:

  44. 44
    avatar toonsy says:

    FlashJoans – That source close to Joe Cole, would that be the bottle of HP on the table?

  45. 45
    avatar raffo says:

    Oh hodgsons appointment speaks volumes, as do the rumoured targets on Hangeland and Murphy from Fulham. I can see one of them going to fund any sort of shake-up.

    I think Flash has been on the Torres for a while longer than me!!!

  46. 46
    avatar Simon says:

    If we still had big Glen on the staff in some role and somebody who would pay big wages running the club, then there could be something in the cole story, but we don’t have either, so can’t see it coming off.

  47. 47
    avatar Daverism says:

    Damn, a very rare event has occurred, I was wrong about loans :(

  48. 48
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Joe Cole only wants to come here because he was told his all time favourite player Messi is coming next week

  49. 49
    avatar toonsy says:

    Dave – I heard Ashley wont pay the air fare so Ronaldo and Messi are driving up here and picking Joe Cole up at London Gateway services on the way up ;)

    Another Toonsy exclusive ;)

  50. 50
    avatar raffo says:

    Go on then Flash i’ll bite, whos the source? I can understand that reasoning but I would attribute that to someone like Beckham who is at he end of his career, not Joe Cole who could play for any of the top 6 teams, and real are in for him. I think his missus may prefer Madrid to Newcastle too, not to mention the additional ’0′ on his monthly pay packet!!!

  51. 51
    avatar CC says:

    “Jose was one of Newcastle best players last season, Easily beating out Liverpudlian Kevin Nolan.”

    Looks like Eds resorting to sensationalist stories to get people back…

  52. 52
    avatar toonsy says:

    Took me a while to get that :lol:

  53. 53
    avatar raffo says:

    I am a little suprised Jose didnt make the spain squad. He has had a belter this season and obviously is a v attacking player which would fit in well with their system

  54. 54
    avatar toonsy says:

    Think Jose had a chance if we were in the prem, but he paid the price for staying loyal in the end, as has Harper in my opinion.

  55. 55
    avatar CC says:

    I think Joses time will come this next season, Like Carroll and Staylor.

    Capdevila IMO is spains weak link and at 32 he aint improving.

    Can you imagine Ramos and the bull as powerful attacking full backs, Dont bear thinking about for our lot.

  56. 56
    avatar jay jay says:

    My mate has just seen joe cole at westmoreland services.

  57. 57
    avatar raffo says:

    oh god aye, and Ramos is only 24 too! feels like hes been there ages.

  58. 58
    avatar raffo says:

    oh nearly great move

  59. 59
    avatar toonsy says:

    Disappointing game really. I expected more :(

  60. 60
    avatar raffo says:

    is anyone watching the game?

  61. 61
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Jay Jay Icedog seen K Boyd at the Metro earlier ;)

  62. 62
    avatar raffo says:

    aye Toonsy – I cant see why Spain ned the 2 holding midfielders, I think Fabregas will be on for Busquettes at half time

  63. 63
    avatar CC says:

    Hows this for a comeback from football-rumours.co.uk…

    I assume this muppet means Newcastle and Nile Ranger coming to us ?
    A) Maynard won’t leave unless its a decent prem club
    B) City wold want 5.5 mill plus
    C) Newcastle will struggle to stay up next year
    D) Ranger is a accident waiting to happen is what I hear is
    –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

    Newcastle have played 16 of the last 17 years in the top flight, Just because we had a breather at your level for 9 months doesn’t make useless.

    We are after Erding from PSG a talented proven top level striker not lower league rubbish from championship also rans.

    Ranger will be a superb player, Far too good for your club, He’s played virtually every england youth level and has more talent in his little finger than Maynard, He likes the night life so i doubt he’ll join your rabble unless he’s started liking the wurzels and barn dancing..

  64. 64
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    CC,
    pique ain’t been too hot either. you can see why rudolph got rid.

    So, was Jose ‘officially’ player of the season then?

  65. 65
    avatar icedog says:

    BIG DAVE that brought me oot you you crafty orangeman you,not now sending you any crayons,you wanted to send THEM letters to toonsy lass,it was doyle not boyd ;)

  66. 66
    avatar toonsy says:

    CLiNT – On here? Or actual properly official? :D

  67. 67
    avatar jay jay says:

    Big Dave spotted in the soviet, dancing with no shirt on.

  68. 68
    avatar toonsy says:

    Raffo – I think it will change in the second half. At the minute Spain are talking like 2 two teams on one pitch -5 defending, 5 attacking, with no movement between the two sides.

  69. 69
    avatar icedog says:

    toonsy says:
    July 3, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Disappointing game really. I expected more

    thats what richietoons mrs said so big dave told me

  70. 70
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Both, either!
    Don’t recall hearing anything about the results.
    Would Jose be down for ‘young player’ too, although the chances are that Carroll would take that, local hero n’all?

  71. 71
    avatar CC says:

    clint

    I think he rightly won on the official site, The rest of the votes were stupid think Butt for some reason got 2nd place… :roll:

  72. 72
    avatar toonsy says:

    CC – That was because the site got invaded by throbbers who were casting votes on odd players.

    Silly mackems :roll:

  73. 73
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Ice :lol: your a Gem mate ;)

  74. 74
    avatar toonsy says:

    CLiNT – On here it was 1 Jose, 2 Coloccini, 3 Nolan.

  75. 75
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    CC,
    was just curious about whether that is the ‘final’ outcome, it calls it a ‘quick vote’ on the site like.
    When do they announce these things?
    The Butt vote was massive early on, just after he retired.
    :)

  76. 76
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Get it announced toonsy.
    Oh! You just did.
    :)

  77. 77
  78. 78
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    When Gosling ‘grows up’, will he become Goose?
    Just a thought.
    :)

  79. 79
    avatar richietoon says:

    Ice :lol:

    I haven’t had sex since 1959. Of course it’s only 20:35 now. ;-)

  80. 80
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Der!
    Missed that one, my bad.
    :)
    BTW toonsy,
    is that the first instance of worky naming Stuart & chuck, statler & waldorf?
    Can’t be, can it?
    :)

  81. 81
    avatar icedog says:

    RICHIETOON 2035 thats not to long to wait like if they get beat :)

  82. 82
    avatar toonsy says:

    CLiNT – Nah, I think it goes back loner than that :lol:

  83. 83
    avatar icedog says:

    RICHIETOON if they get beat ask big dave for his cheeky girls music that will get her in the mood m8

  84. 84
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Thought so mate. :)

  85. 85
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    TW@!

  86. 86
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    The pen miss.

  87. 87
    avatar raffo says:

    wow a good 2 mins action to rival yesterday

  88. 88
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    C***!

  89. 89
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    The pen, that is.

  90. 90
    avatar icedog says:

    OOOOOOOOo RICHIETOON you jammy sod no pen,cheating sods

  91. 91
    avatar raffo says:

    wow wow wow

  92. 92
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    WOW!

  93. 93
    avatar Big Dave says:

    Fecking hell that has been a bit of excitement in the last few mins

  94. 94
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Justice was delivered.

  95. 95
    avatar richietoon says:

    wot a crap game…is owt ganna happen??

  96. 96
    avatar icedog says:

    to true clint m8

  97. 97
    avatar raffo says:

    Now its cesc’s turn to play for his move and show he can play in barcelonas midfield

  98. 98
    avatar toonsy says:

    Spain should have had another pen for the keeper taking Fabregas down. A rare bit of excitement in this game.

  99. 99
    avatar richietoon says:

    another totally clueless ref like :roll:

  100. 100
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Think the goalie clipped the ball away too toonsy,
    only slightly like.

    Alreet ice,
    para’s was nailed on, spain’s was a dive.
    Or what?
    :)

  101. 101
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Won the ball.

  102. 102
    avatar icedog says:

    dead right CLINT,the guy from japan been the best ref in this w.c.up to now imo

  103. 103
    avatar raffo says:

    Ice – I think Webb has done well too

  104. 104
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Aye ice,
    good shout mate.
    Totally unbiased that lad, respect breeds respect.
    Not that fake shit we hear so much about.
    :)

  105. 105
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    webb was cack in the 1st spain game, totally biased towards spain, & somehow managed to find 5 mins of overtime with the swiss hanging on.

  106. 106
    avatar raffo says:

    Like I said he has been good!!! I have Spain in the sweepstake with work

  107. 107
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Sorry raffo,
    if tat sounded a bit harsh towards you, it wasn’t meant to.
    It was at webb.
    ;)

  108. 108
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    :)

  109. 109
    avatar raffo says:

    I would love to see ozil in the EPL next season. I think he would wonders

  110. 110
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    ice,
    seen anyone on the paraguay team you like?

  111. 111
    avatar raffo says:

    ne fuss clint mate. i think on this evidence i need alot more luck to win the sweepstake cos on this I think it could very well be the germans

  112. 112
    avatar icedog says:

    RAFFO not bad m8 but got conned 3 times in last game,imo hes a bit biased in epl likes to keep epl nobs happy,plus he done the toon in last home game lol

  113. 113
    avatar raffo says:

    I like their no 18, works his arse off

  114. 114
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Sweet raffo,
    Wouldn’t rule out the Nederlands like mate.

    I’d love to see someone different win like.
    Cos it ain’t been the best of wc’s.

    shit, spain have scored.
    Alright for some though, hey mate? :)

  115. 115
    avatar raffo says:

    lol thought they had buggered that up again!!!

    but is webb in the uriah rennie category?!

  116. 116
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    I was thinking their no. 14, & he just blocked as i was writing.

  117. 117
    avatar raffo says:

    youd think clint, but theres only 7 of us who work there so im due about 10 quid!!!

  118. 118
    avatar toonsy says:

    Uruah Rennie. What an arsehole!

  119. 119
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    raffo,
    no he ain’t, but as ice said, he favors the ‘big’ names though.

    Silva, i think he’s called, knows how to keep his cool & play the ball out & good blocker, gets stuck in, with style.
    :)

  120. 120
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Gutted raffo,
    :)

  121. 121
    avatar richietoon says:

    not as bad as trelford Mills!!!

  122. 122
    avatar icedog says:

    CLINT divnt really judge them on a 3wk show m8,if you did you could say kaka,messi,would be worth about 30bob between them and we know dif

  123. 123
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    ice,
    y’right mate.
    I don’t tend to go for the flash bazzas though.
    :)

  124. 124
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Paraguay have been a credit to this wc.
    Hard luck lads!

  125. 125
    avatar icedog says:

    CLINT if you really pushed me from toon eyes like there were two guys that looked canny they played for japan honda,and left-sided guy whos name i forget name starts with M had a tash maybe you picked him like

  126. 126
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Aye ice,
    they looked canny.
    See, japanese again mate. :)

  127. 127
    avatar icedog says:

    paraguay had best the best chances clint its a shame

  128. 128
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Well,
    at least it’s not gonna be brazil or argentina, though i’d rather argentina for jonas like.

  129. 129
    avatar richietoon says:

    Holland v Germany in the final I reckon.

  130. 130
    avatar icedog says:

    CLINT didvt like fancy dans me sel,flair yes with end product

  131. 131
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Could be richie.
    Isn’t that ’74 again?

  132. 132
    avatar icedog says:

    RICHIETOON you jammy sod

  133. 133
    avatar richietoon says:

    aye thats right Clint………….of course I’m telling wor lass that I think it will be Spain v Holland ;-)

  134. 134
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Good plan richie… :)
    Keep the Mrs. happy mate.

    Tell y’what, ALL the ‘names’ have flopped this tourny, haven’t they?

  135. 135
    avatar richietoon says:

    Aye there’s been some crap displays by supposedly “world class” players and teams.

  136. 136
    avatar richietoon says:

    Clint……happy lass = easier life for me :-)

  137. 137
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Never a truer word spoken richie. :)
    Tell us about it!
    :)

  138. 138
    avatar icedog says:

    RICHIETOON to be fair which lass wouldnt be happy with a good looking charming rich guy like you,with shinning boots ;)

  139. 139
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    richie,
    maybe it just shows that there are no easy games anymore.
    It was a bit like that in the prem last season, everyone trying to not win it.
    :)

  140. 140
    avatar richietoon says:

    I’d like Spain to get to the final like,but mainly cos I’ll be over there then so would be a great day on the drink and great atmosphere.

  141. 141
    avatar richietoon says:

    my thoughts exactly icedog :lol:

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Nice,
    where you going to?
    spain/netherands woud be interesting like.

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    avatar richietoon says:

    Alicante cos her stepdad’s got an apartment there we can use for nowt.

    Spain will have to pick up their game a hell of a lot to beat Germany like.

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    avatar icedog says:

    CLINT aye m8 you just have to look at cup games anybody can win one off games,leeds stuffed a few epl teams last yr

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    avatar FlashJonas says:

    My source is dating Carly Zuckers best friend, Carly Zucker being Joe Coles wife. My friend is a Chelsea fan and begged Carly to get Joe to sign back up at Chelsea but his intentions are apparently very clear, he has a choice of 19 premier league teams and also 5 or 6 teams in europe and a massive big money offer from the states. Carly doesn’t actually fancy a move abroad and wants to remain in England. Spurs are a possibiliity but apparently the only other London club Cole would sign for are Arsenal but they are messing him about, but Joe has spoken to Newcastle and is up for it. The only stumbling block suprise suprise are the wages, he wants £70,000 per week but we are offering 50K. We shall see, its not concrete but there is something there. Be very suprised with the players we are looking at, Hughton is targeting good players and we do have money to spend, this was outlayed to Joe which has attracted him, the lure of playing in front of the toon army and being adored and winning us our first major trophy.

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    avatar toonsy says:

    :roll:

    I’ll remain sceptical alright? ;)

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    avatar FlashJonas says:

    He never left Chelsea because of wages, it was far more complex. He had to leave. Let’s just wait and see, stranger things have happened.

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    avatar Obaerlis says:

    Hello, toonsy. Do you recognize me? You are the owner of this site, right?

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Hi Oba, I’m not the owner, but I do help to adminsitrate it.

    How is your place coming on for next season?

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    avatar Obaerlis says:

    Ah, I see!

    Yeah, I dunno, looking to start a new project. Something Nufc releated, but just don’t know what yet..

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    avatar CC says:

    Well i do carly zuckers bikini line and she told me while her legs were akimbo and her pubics were fluttering in the breeze, That Joe was going to give up football after Capellos snub and was to take up teaching capoeira the brazilian martial art dancing…

    Grow up mate.

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Oba – Just sent you an e-mail buddy ;)

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    avatar richietoon says:

    CC…do I sense a bit of scepticism mate ;-)

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    avatar CC says:

    Rich

    He’s probably a fan from another club, who trying to get a reaction from a few excitable toon fans and then go and paste them on another clubs blog, so they can piss themselves at how deluded we are…

    Sad twat.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Nice angle flash,
    at least it’s different.
    ;)

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Was it ‘capitally outlayed to joe’ flash, just wondering?

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    BTW, j cole’s family still live just round the corner from me. As do Marlon Harewood’s.

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    avatar StaffsToon says:

    FlashJonas,

    If we even get close to even talking with Joe Cole I will do a Lambiarse bollock naked roond St James at half-time during the Villa game :-D (binoculars required!!)

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    avatar toonsy says:

    CC – FlashJonas has been commenting on here a while and going by what he said previously I very much doubt he is mackem, or fan of another club ;)

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    avatar raffo says:

    Flash – I would love to believe you. and in some sad sort of way it would be nice for a v talented player to want something other than money, but there are many other clubs he could go to for those reasons.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    raffo,
    that attitude would be a breath of air from a footballer these days.
    What a beautiful dream!
    :)

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Raffo – I think we would all love to believe it. On the other hand, FlashJonas has been frequenting blogs long enough to understand that there are always things like this flying around, an to know that most of them don’t come of which is why people are sceptical of it.

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    avatar hitman says:

    hey toonsy had a look at them HTC phones there fkin massive m8 you would need clown pockets :)

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Hitman – I hear Ashley has one, they are deep enough ;)

    The stuff on them is top notch though isn’t it?

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    avatar raffo says:

    indeed clint and Toony which is why if it is indeed true and he does show and interest I shall join Staffs in a bit of naked frivolity!!

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    raffo, if it was true, you’d be doing it with aboot another 50/60k Geordies
    over bank holiday weekend, so you wouldn’t feel outta place mate.
    :)

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    avatar davy says:

    hey if there is a player to sign on a free then its joe cole, i think there is cash to spend offer him wages of 50 to 60grand aweek but give him a signing on fee of 3 to 4 mill to make the wage demand, n before ppl say theres no money or a wage cap non of know were speculating coz of that statement,so why not try its worth a go probably wont happen but hey its better to fink it cud then doom n gloom merchant like most on here, why jus try n survive why not try for midtable fininsh the prem aint as high of standard as some make it out to be apart from the obvious like man u, livepool, arsenal, chelsea, man city u dont play these teams every week n am not worried by the other teams in league the ones we gotta look to pick points

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    avatar hitman says:

    :) the problem with ashley toonsy he has long arms but short pockets,when you going to come to the dark side toonsy,ashley is going to screw us big time m8…fk me aye says i would stop with the ashley bangin but i carnt owa club means more to me than a southern tw@t we are in for a hold world of pain….

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    avatar hitman says:

    big dave i would love j cole at the toon,its just not going to happen m8,we will be lucky if we sign any one of real calibre….fk me i have to stop talking the coke has me all owa the place :)

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    That should kill the pain at least hitman.
    :)

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Hitman – My knives are sharp mate, they are just well holstered at the minute. As I say, there is still time, and I am eternal hoper, so until that time runs out then I still have hope :)

    False hope probably, but hope anyway :D

    I don’t buy into all this southern stuff, he could be from mars and it would be the same. I just think by saying stuff like that then we are living up to the media stereotype of us, not to mention all southern people aren’t twats – my old man for example.

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    avatar hitman says:

    fk me clint i have to do a bunjie jump the morra for charity,fkin gutted im scared of hights

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Aye,
    “some of my best friends are southerners”.
    :)

    They are though.
    :)

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    avatar FlashJonas says:

    CC- what a tool you are, bit of a keyboard warrior! Easy there! I’m a season ticket holder and a lifelong newcastle fan, I work in football and have lots of contacts, I am jus reiterating to my fellow fans what I have heard, I don’t appreciate you acting like a child over my comment, if you have something to say, say it like an adult, as has been said, I have been commenting on this site for a while now, no need to be an idiot and jump down my throat, I think you need to grow up.

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    No way mate,
    hope it’s only 20 foot up mate.
    Wouldn’t fancy that like, save some ’til just before the leap man.
    :)

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    avatar raffo says:

    lol toonsy – every few days you give a snippet away about yourself that is the same as me. twins seperated at birth!

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    avatar davy says:

    hav faith hitman we will sign good players n we will survive, n ashly aint gonna screw us he aint gonna waste 200mill hes put in jus to screw us, he will try to build us into a team challening for europe n as soon as he can sell us for 300 to 400 mill he will be off am sure of that but he needs to make us a success to make that kind of money wen will ppl realise this, we wont ever get rid of him til he can command that sort of figure for the club

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    avatar hitman says:

    toonsy, thats not steryotype m8 i seen it first hand,i was down brixton when i was a kid and they just didnt like me coz i was a geordie,the kid i was staying at,his dad turned round and says we were steeling his job.i was only fkin 12 ..true story…they hate us and we hate them

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Hitman – You probably wont want to watch this then

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3497543/british_man_165_foot_bungee_jump_fail/

    In all honesty, nowt to worry about. It’s all safety safety nowadays, cant jump if a butterfly farts because of the draught etc

    You’ll be alreet

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Flash,
    mate, people are just skeptical.
    Don’t take it personally man.
    It’s all good craic.
    Loads of us hear stuff, some is on it & some is bullsh.

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Raffo – I’ve noticed that too, brother. You’ll be teeling me you live in the Midlands next :lol:

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    avatar hitman says:

    davy,love it but it aint going to happen,wish it would tho we need rid of this man he will not take us forward

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Hitman – In odd cases yes, but I think it’s unfair to say all southerners hat all northerners. It just isn’t true. My Dad is from London originally and got on fine when he lived around Newcastle, in fact he even admitted he used to support Tottenham before he moved to Newcastle but had to swap when he saw how football was up up in Newcastle, and that is how he stayed. He see’s himself as more geordie than southerner

    EDIT – And I got banned off the SunderlandMad board for calling them “Throbbers” :lol:

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    avatar hitman says:

    toonsy i wouldnt be doing it, but its for mcmillan,i lost my wife a few years back,so got to do it m8

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    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Get stuck in hitman.
    Good lad!
    ;)

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    avatar hitman says:

    toonsy agree,they have to come up here,where the salt of the earth m8.

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Hitman – Like I said mate, you’ll be fine. Nowt to worry about it. I have done one form one of them cherry picker platform things in a pub car park before. Shite meself but it was nothing to worry about looking back on it.

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    avatar raffo says:

    near sheffield, and i believe we are the same age with the same name! crazy.

    Well if flash is right and there are some decent players lined up then thats good hopeful news, though it does depend on his defenition of good!

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Raffo – People will start calling us multiples soon ;)

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    avatar hitman says:

    fkin hope so toonsy,cheers clint….reet now on to ashley,this man is going to fk us lads,ive says from day one(eds blog)this man will destroy the toon.you carnt change forte.

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    avatar raffo says:

    lol toonsy, well thats possible!!!

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Reet, I’m away, catch you all later :)

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    avatar StaffsToon says:

    Good luck Hitman, I did a parachute jump in similar circs n it was my first time in a plane :-O

    Your toons will be somewhere up near your diaphragm but you’ll enjoy it once the time comes!

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    avatar hitman says:

    staff,me arse is fitty pence bin lid…

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    avatar richietoon says:

    staff……my first time in a plane was to jump out as well…….it was another 6 months before I’d landed in one!!

    Good luck wi that hitman.

    whey thats me,bloody work tomorrow :-( neet lads

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    avatar DJG says:

    We need to look for talented young players who are in the huff with their clubs. Eg N’Zogbia, thats the only way I think we will get any decent signings for the money we are apparently spending (according to the club statement). If Wigan was attractive to N’Zogbia then surely we must be attractive to someone else in his situation, even after a year in the championship.

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    avatar komfort says:

    i went to the the doctors today & he said flu ? .. i said nicksy come on me bike…

    ..hello hello baby you called.

    .smack !!!!

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    avatar Roy Cropper says:

    alejandro – apparently we’re gonna be big in mexico…

    dont call me ..

    cig.

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    avatar richietoon says:

    mornin,waitin for me fry up then work :-(

    Happy 4th July OHurley,NorCal,Chuck and any other yanks on here….divnt get owa p!ssed ;-)

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Working all day?

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    avatar richietoon says:

    hopefully done by early afternoon……..divnt usually do weekends but its on the metro system and only 2 of us have done the metros track training :-(

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    avatar tommy says:

    Gosling good technically but too slow for us.

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    avatar murf says:

    Lads, dont get excited about Gosling. He’s a prospect but hardly the big signing that will show your ambition!
    Speaking for my fellow Evertonians the only thing bothering us is the fact we wont get any dosh for him! He wont get a regular place in our midfield which is why he is taking advantage of the loophole to leave.
    IF you were to nick Fellaini, Rodwell, Arteta, Bilya or Pienaar then we would get upset but we wont be burning flags like our red cousins (far removed)should he leave for you.
    We will, however, demand that the numpty that lost the club @ £1-£2 (not more!!)is removed from his post!
    Good luck for the season and good luck to Dan if he joins you, but dont get all excited as if you just signed the next Muller!

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    avatar toonsy says:

    Murf – You should still get some compensation mate, because of his age.

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    avatar Stuart79 says:

    So Gosling’s left Everton – Why would he do that? It must be about money at the end of the day, no?

    He must have been told by his agent that he can get more than the £15k a week Everton are offering from another club.

    Why else would he leave Everton to join us or anyone else in the bottom half?

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    avatar murf says:

    I would assume that he will be looking at a substantial signing on fee? That and the prospect of more regular first team football (is that a given though at NUFC?) and I can understand him leaving for a new chance.We blues are more annoyed with the amateurish negotiations that make this a possibility that with the player himself – its not as if he’s a lifelong blue so why would we expect any loyalty this day and age. Some of youse mentioned ethics? I dont have a problem with his ethics myself. He’s a pro looking for a good deal financially and a chance to play more regular. He left bristol for the same reasons so why expect different now? I’m just waiting for Citeh to gazump you with a £30m offer…
    I dont understand however, how he can just leave when he has a year of his existing written contract left to run? Surely that is still binding?
    And dont forget, he is still seriously injured and not expected back for the first 3 months of the season!
    I wonder who will pay his hossy bills?

    Welcome back to the big league – the landlords in Walton boozers will be very happy to see you back in your multitudes!

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