A natty little number in black

Toon 3rd kit for 2011-2012.

3rd kit

Newcastle United’s third strip for the 2011-2012 season is quite stylish in my opinion.

I think the Toon’s third kit looks quite nice (left, modelled by Shola), but then again I’m a fan of black (and black is the new black, as they say).

It’s much nicer than the second kit in my opinion.

I will admit that fashion isn’t my bag though. I’ve been a jeans and t-shirt (plain t-shirts, obviously) man for most of my life and that’s unlikely to change. I will admit to brief periods of the New Romantic and Miami Vice looks in the early 80′s and of course the 70′s were just ludicrous, but I’ve always gravitated back to a pair of jeans and a plain t-shirt.

Although I do have a fondness for hats.

Just a bit of ‘blog maintenance news too. We will be offline for about 20 minutes at some point between 10PM and midnight tonight to replace a dodgy memory stick that’s caused a few problems over the last few days. I’m also taking this opportunity to add some more memory into the box, so the ‘blog should be even faster in future.

Apologies for the inconvenience.

I hope you all have a great weekend. It’s looking like barbecue weather down here in sunny Somerset.

avatar NUFCBlog Author: Hugh de Payen I’m a baby-boomer of the punk rock persuasion with a wife, two cats, a dog, no hair and an obsession with hats. I’m currently exiled in Somerset for crimes committed in a previous life, where locals keep trying to poison me with something called ‘scrumpy’. Hates sprouts, coat-hangers, Cilla Black, ornaments, Steven Seagull movies and 50 Cent (he’s not worth 10). Hugh de Payen has written 625 articles on this blog.

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85 Responses to “A natty little number in black”

  1. 1
    avatar craig chisholm says:

    new top is great. infact, i like all three this year. home strip is a ripper!!

  2. 2
    avatar craig is a spacker says:

    What three kits you spacker craig we’ve only seen the home and third you sydrome, go die!!!!

  3. 3
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Like this one, not too keen on the keeper top though :-)

    Still they done a better job for next season than the first puma kit.

  4. 4
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Really quite fetching I’d say.

    I usually just buy the away/change shirts anyway, and being a black man, although caucasian , I’ll most certainly be investing my pennies. Digging the new-look gold effect too – maybe Mr Ranger had an input at the design concept stage, urban.

    Shame about the massive sponsors all the time though, mate at work is a Wednesday fan, he said they’re selling the shirts in the club shop for a limited period without the advertising emblazoned on the front, while they’re deciding on a sponsor. If only all clubs offered that option.

    ….mind you, apart from broon ale, ‘Northern Rock’ is quite fitting, and has to be better than ‘Emirates’ etc, not to mention ‘chupa chups’ that my stalwart owly friends have had to put up with in the past.

    (have we signed anyone yet?)

  5. 5
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    craig is a spacker (haha), 2nd is rumoured to be orange innit? not sure I’ll snap one of them up. Death Row-tastic.

  6. 6

    Rod, you been away?

    We’ve signed Mehdi Abeid and Yohan Cabaye so far.

  7. 7
    avatar mark says:

    I think the new top is a cracker. havent bought one for ages as I dont really like wearing footy tops it always reminds me of thick mackems wandering around the metro centre thinking they’re cool.

    but I would defo wear this one, looks smart and classy.

  8. 8
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Yey!
    Black is back!
    Get in, nice!
    :)

    Yep, i like.

  9. 9
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    alreet Hugh, yeah I knew about those two – just being a bit impatient. I’m anticipating a mini exodus, so my new signing count will probably start at our 4th signing! :)

  10. 10

    Well there’s certainly plenty of speculation. Reckon we could lose out on both Gervinho and Gameiro though, which is a shame as I reckon they’re both quality.

  11. 11
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    should be easy to pick out the players under the floodlights if used just hope the ref not in black

  12. 12
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    CLiNT, back in black! outa sight.

    I’m still wearing the 2000/01 and 2003/04 shirts now! make good biking Ts.

    (I’ve washed them since then of course)

  13. 13
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Hugh, yeah mate, can’t help thinking all this French lark is pure speculation coz people know we’re sniffing. I said in an earlier post that I think we’ll sign players suddenly, and without media warning. Best way really.

  14. 14
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    This should be the home top, btw.

  15. 15
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Rodz,
    i’m still wearing the NTL one in black mate.
    :)
    & yea, i’ve washed mine too, in between wears, just for a laugh mind.
    :)

  16. 16
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    CLiNT, haha. yeah washing is always good for a laugh. Especially if you’re a mackem, then you can get the whole street round to chortle at the most unusual of spectacles!

    :D

  17. 17
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    :)

  18. 18
    avatar ben says:

    Has Cabaye officially signed now then??? I thought he had just told his team mates he was coming here. I always harbour a bit of doubt unitil i see a smiling face holding the balck and white stripes for a photo.

  19. 19
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ben, nowt ‘official’ yet mate. Who knows with our cloak and dagger board. Got a LONG time to go until the next season, given our tight-arse negotiation techniques I wouldn’t hold yer breath…

  20. 20
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ….it’s pretty much a ransom, blackmail and bullshit game these days

  21. 21
    avatar Hoolie says:

    Cabaye, scabby eye, whey aye.
    He’s got Geordie written all ower him.

    Jimmy says pass…

  22. 22
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ……and speaking of blackmail/injunctions, I was in London a few weeks back at a mate’s leaving doo. Met someone who works for the Daily Star. Patrice Evra has been rumbled participating in a sex act with his male manager/agent in the presence of 2 female prostitutes, one of whom being the infamous Rooney prozza.

    Injunctions stopped the story going to press, so you probli won’t see it in print. Just goes to show. Fanny awld gime futbowl.

  23. 23
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Hoolie, Cabaye wey aye, Johan Cabaye, you wan kebab wey aye!

    …nee chilli saas mind

  24. 24
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Rodz,
    that’s what happens if you stay in manc ower lang like.
    :)

  25. 25
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …..weyy! Just fund a light bulb. Lost the leccy for a bit.

    Aye, CLiNT, funny fumes awa there like.

  26. 26
    avatar Hoolie says:

    Mine’s a donna, marra – not a Maradonna though but – he’s a cheatin dago and he’s not from Brazil unlike Mirandinha who was fukn bril.

  27. 27
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ….hhmmm, a marshmallow doner, now there’s a concept. Was just actually thinking of something similar, then forgot what I was on about.

  28. 28
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    TURKEY FU<KING HAM!!?!?!

    …..dear lord, for what we are about to receive, can you please fkin explain what kind of animal makes this? (god is a <unt, and he's fine with that, apparently).

  29. 29
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ….mind you, must admit ad be pretty scared if a saw a fully grern live turkey ham running towards iz. Fu<king MASSIVE BEAK, stocky bastid anarl. Tiny little feet but HHHEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGEEEE teeth. Hand gone, nee wurries. Find it next Boxing Day, in the bargain bin at Aldi. pund.

  30. 30
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    :)

    I’ve oft pondered the mystery of the ‘turkey ham quandry’, as it’s know in sociology circles.

    :)

  31. 31
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    :)
    :)
    :)

  32. 32
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    WWWWA-HEEYYYYYYYYYY!

    (can’t buy that for a dollar)

  33. 33
    avatar Hoolie says:

    It seams to me, that all we see, is violence in movies and sex on tv but where are those good old fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Lucky there’s a Fray Bentos pie… yummy.

  34. 34
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    hoolie,
    there’s a hellavalot of violence in a fray bentos mate.
    :)

  35. 35
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …good old Fray Bentos – I fought in the great pie war with Corporal Fray; my forefathers before endured the Tyne-Brand (no fat or gristle guaranteed) riots of 1732.

    Fray Bentos has gone WAY downhill for me though.

    Bring Back Tyne Brand!

  36. 36
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Didn’t tyne brand morph into Greggs?

  37. 37
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Rodzilla says:
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    June 3, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    f****k nahs CLiNT, Greggs have defli got tha fingaz in a few pies tho

  38. 38
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    I AM THE GREATIST!

  39. 39
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Carricks – ye still get them in the NE?

  40. 40
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Rodz,
    funny mate.

    :)

  41. 41
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    70/80s pies/pasties of Greggs/Carricks would kick some serious pastry ass these days.

    I’m fu<king disgusted. (as the milk-based confectionery fetishist said to the sex cake maker)

  42. 42
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    CLiNT, got scaffolding taking up pretty much merst of mi back yard at the mermint. New roof anarl that.

    …..ganin for a climb, fag ind a can.

    Al sitheeeeeeeeez

  43. 43
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Rodz,
    how weird, me too, scaffold & a tab then beed!

    Later dood!

  44. 44
    avatar goodoldjimgold says:

    Yes that is a very nice shirt

  45. 45
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    fu<k beed, but aye. lovely neet. hAway the Lads.

    neet fonoo

  46. 46
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.HE’S A NOB ANYWAY.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.I’M BARRED FROM ED’S BLOG BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’M A BIT DAFT! MAKE YOU’RE OWN MIND UP.

  47. 47
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    OW

  48. 48
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ..where’s my fu<king ipod

  49. 49
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ED is a CUN7?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    …..bring out the big guns now Walky!

  50. 50
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    fair play tho, just never appreciated his lack of overall view. Loves nicking any old fkin headline from anywhere to try and boost his hits, completely bypassing any sort of honesty. Disappointed I got barred again. Guess that line of business dictates a certain lifestyle.

  51. 51
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    I have an 8ft ant sat in my back yard asking for more biscuits, so I must leave for my own safety.

    Tatty bye for noo!

  52. 52
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    I’ll have these biscuits then, seeing as nee1 wants them

  53. 53
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    so what difference does it make?

    I take all my hats off to Joey Barton.

    Hope you remain black and white.

    Know which way the watta flows.

  54. 54
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    FIFTY FOUR

  55. 55
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Fu<k CUN7 W@NKER 5H1T 80LL0CK5

  56. 56
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …you need a more cosmopolitan blog here lads. Lob a few pics of random footballers up, with a sensationalist headline, job done. And you’ve raised the bar in Geordie loyalty too.

    …now where did that FBI get to. Honestly, what a nob. Fair play though, although foul.

  57. 57
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …so it comes to pass,

    JOEY, sign him up fatty. He’s one of the most honest fkers I’ve seen in a black and white shirt, so waht if he’s 3, or whatever.

    The lad has the HEART OF A LION and knows what ‘Loyalty’ means.

  58. 58
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    lip up fatty fatty reggae

  59. 59
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    (just chucked a bit of random in for a laugh)

  60. 60
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    HAHAHAH

    A

    .

  61. 61
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    F

  62. 62
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    U

  63. 63
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    C

  64. 64
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    K

  65. 65
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    I

  66. 66
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    N

  67. 67
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    G

  68. 68
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    -

  69. 69
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    P

  70. 70
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …issflap5

  71. 71
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    haha, connect 4, I WIN!

    you useless sh1t

  72. 72
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    anyone fancy going to Flamingo Land tomorrow? I got a pickup.

  73. 73
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    all you can eat, apparently.

  74. 74
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Just rang up, apparently you can’t take your own cutlery. Boo…

  75. 75
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    …or food, even worse. What the fu<k am I gona do in order to appease the lord of darkness now?

  76. 76
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Time for my medicine……

  77. 77
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Puma kits are Tat.
    Fabric is Gash.
    Kerching MA.

  78. 78
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    doesn’t work.

    Bring me the feet of Adrian Chiles, I need them for a dirty pastie. Been collecting for years, nearest I could get to complete my collection was a Tiitchmarsh Roll.

    ….who’d have thought it eh.

  79. 79
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    Sir Jason, I salute you.

  80. 80
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    NEW-CASSELL Dot Com

    ENGLANND’s NUMBRERONE

  81. 81
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    There’ll be time enough for countin’………when the dealing’s done.

    (courtesy of Time Life Productions – fawa pund fawati-sivin)

  82. 82
    avatar DeeJay says:

    Yeh, this looks nice, its only too bad we rarely suit up in the 3rd strip. 3rd kits are nice since they never look too dated. I like the home kit too, don’t recall seeing the away kit.

  83. 83
    avatar craig chisholm says:

    @2….the keeper top you d1ck…

  84. 84
    avatar Phil K says:

    This black number is better than the new home shirt. With white shorts and black socks, THIS should have been the new home strip.

  85. 85
    avatar Phil K says:

    Actually, we’re signing so many Frenchmen, shouldnn’t we have a black shirt with white sleeves, to be like Arsenal ? (Well the first strip has, so…)

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