Toon after Shikabala (+video). Big Sam after Nolan. Gervinho speaks.

Toon target Shikabala.

Shikabala: Toon target?

Newcastle United are supposedly interested in an Egyptian midfielder whilst Sam Allardyce wants our captain at West Ham.

Tomorrow might be a better day for transfer gossip as that’s when the French transfer window creaks open and allows a plethora of Gallic talent to enter the market. Given where our scouts seem to have been concentrating their investigations, the opening of the aforementioned window should be of particular interest to Newcastle.

In the meantime, it seems that West Ham are preparing a £3m bid for Kevin Nolan. Nolan apparently refused a two year extension to his Newcastle contract, preferring instead to get a five year extension, and is thus described as ‘unsettled’. Quite whether that means he’s actually looking to transfer is unclear. Alan Pardew is allegedly ‘battling’ to keep the player at Newcastle, although I have no idea how.

Rumour has it that Big Sam might also be interested in taking Alan Smith – who has recently been told he can leave Newcastle – to West Ham.

In terms of potential incoming personnel, reports (mainly from the foreign press) suggest we, along with Blackburn, are interested in Egyptian midfielder Mahmoud Shikabala. He currently plays at Zamalek in Egypt where he has bagged an astonishing 53 goals in 78 games for them. The 6ft, 25 year-old also has 1 goal in 11 games for the Egyptian national side.

Here’s a video of Shikabala in action:

The Gervinho situation still rumbles on and the press yesterday reported that Moneybags Manchester City are planning to hijack our (and Arsenal’s) move for Gervinho. Allegedly, a member of City’s negotiating team has already flown to France (well, got a plane to France to be precise) to get his beak in and try to secure a deal – no doubt involving immense wages – ahead of us.

In a recent interview in France’s L’Equipe Gervinho said:

Everything is still possible. Between leaving and staying, there is always a choice to make. I have a one year contract and we are still in discussions. What is certain is that I will stay [he actually said ‘I will be prolonged’] or I will leave.

So I’m glad that’s cleared things up!

avatar NUFCBlog Author: Hugh de Payen I’m a baby-boomer of the punk rock persuasion, currently exiled in Somerset for crimes committed in a previous life where locals keep trying to poison me with something called ‘scrumpy’. Hates sprouts, coat-hangers, Cilla Black, ornaments, Steven Seagull movies and 50 Cent (he’s not worth 10). Hugh de Payen has written 633 articles on this blog.

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47 Responses to “Toon after Shikabala (+video). Big Sam after Nolan. Gervinho speaks.”

  1. 1
    avatar craig chisholm says:

    very funny article, like the dry and black humor.. as to the transfer side of things.. well all that can be known is the everyone we have is for sale and we are in for every french player in the world, along with every ivory coast player along with anyone half decent in the championship and everyone is desperate to leave and we have dozens that we are closing in on..but of course we have signed no one as of yet and only the crap have left as well. its al lon a knife edge…

  2. 2
    avatar Daverism says:

    It’s all on a knife edge.. for the next 2 months…

  3. 3
    avatar Davies says:

    Shikabala looks a bit like Jonas, but with a killer delivery. Don’t know how well he’d do in the EPL, but he looks decent enough. Worth a pop if the price is right.

  4. 4
    avatar Raktim Sharma says:

    Shikabala…that reminds me of tshabalala…whatever happened to him. he looked good in the world cup, scoring one of its best goals. what would you guys say about him as a potential target?

  5. 5
    avatar TROJAN 69 says:

    we will try to exploit any league,where the players are on low wages.

  6. 6
    avatar Thump says:

    I hate the off season :(

  7. 7
    avatar Jimbob says:

    This really is going to be a new name linked everyday innit? Dont think I can handle this…

  8. 8
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    jimbob,
    this is from a couple of days ago mate, not today, so still got todays to wait for & comment on.
    :)

  9. 9
    avatar Jimbob says:

    I blame twitter clint, Im not even on it and it p***es me off!

  10. 10
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    jimbob.
    me too mate, not on it & it pisses me off.
    :)

    tw@a would be a better name for it.
    :)

  11. 11
    avatar Grumpy Old-Toon says:

    Thump, I actually like the off or silly season. It seems to stimulate loads of daft rumours that can be very amusing and entertaining. You just know that 95% of the rumours (statistically proven) are a load of b*llocks and most of the players we are linked with will end up anywhere but here.
    I do love to see us being limked with Kaka, Messi et-al then see them going off to better teams such as Wigan.

    You have to admit it’s a bit of a laff though, innit!! :)

  12. 12
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Im 1ncr3da8ly L0n3ly And N33d Con7tant Att3ntion…. Thats what id call it :-)

  13. 13
    avatar BeeGuy says:

    I’l just keep saying it. It’s what’s up front that counts” All the news is about mid-fielders, and strikers are what’s needed. Now NUFC have “Bad Ankle” Best, “Slo-mo Sho” and “Likable Loven”, No one knows about Ranger, but I’d offer an extension to Barton if he would take Ranger under his wings and pry him away from whatever off-field distractions are destroying his career.

  14. 14
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    jimbob,
    :)

    jordan henderson £20m to liverpoop.
    :)

  15. 15
    avatar Jimbob says:

    You would have barton take ranger under his wing??? Thats abit like letting a dog drive a bus

    Risky

  16. 16
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Or James Brown?
    :)

  17. 17
    avatar Jimbob says:

    I saw that last night clint, no way is he worth 20 million! I see bolton value cahill at 17 million! There not even that good, why english players have that kind of price is a joke.

  18. 18
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Or like letting stevie wonder perform open heart surgery :-)

  19. 19
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Is it just me, or is it getting really boring when the rags keep churning out the old line ” but the players prefers a move to…”
    You’re slaves, act like it & go where you’re sold to.
    :)

  20. 20
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    :)

    jimbob,
    english players prices are absurd, obscene & damned right stupid mate.

  21. 21
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Hey, if we get any more Taylor’s in, will that mean we eventually get a really good new strip?
    :)

  22. 22
    avatar Rob says:

    This guy looks top class, would definitly like to see him and possibly Shane Long join the Toon!!! Why arent other clubs aftr him though???

  23. 23
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Clint, refering to stevie wonder performing open heart surgery, its obviously risky as he is under qualified for the job, although he is good with his hands, im sure that organs, such as the heart, do not have braille.

    Right im off the the airport, I have made a twitter account so I can keep updated with everything.

  24. 24
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    jimbob,
    you away somewhere nice mate?
    Enjoy!

    :)

  25. 25
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    He is good on an organ though.
    :)

  26. 26
    avatar Witters says:

    See Manure & L’pool have made moves in the market already & as usual we’ve done sweet FA

  27. 27
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    witters,
    do you mean we haven’t bought anyone or we’re not doing anything?
    Haven’t we got Abeid in & are working on Cabaye & others?

  28. 28
    avatar craig chisholm says:

    Abeid….isnt that the kid who will not even see first team action for around 400 years?
    We are meant to have this cabaye bloke…is he any good?

  29. 29
    avatar asim says:

    english garbage..man u and liverpool paying big money for average players…thats the way forward..what ever u say about ashley he has got this 1 wright..dont give in 2 english players who are not worth the money..they see pound signs and dont care shit about your club..

  30. 30
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    Craig,
    from the clips i’ve seen he looks canny like.

  31. 31
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    asim,
    dead right mate.
    Who’ve manusa bought like?

  32. 32
    avatar asim says:

    phil jones from blackburn is having a medical…yes realy united u can compete with barca buying him…

  33. 33
    avatar CLiNT FLiCK says:

    :)

    champs league win next year!

    :)

  34. 34
    avatar Thump says:

    @Grumpy Old Toon: Aye, I like it for the rumours and anticipation but for somebody wanting to write, it gets a bit difficult. I don’t like publishing speculation and rumour :(

  35. 35
    avatar craig chisholm says:

    we should get a sweepstake going for who goes and who comes in and amount spent. closest one takes the pot.

  36. 36
    avatar APT says:

    i think we wil be bought by a russian billionaire and spend £327m :)

  37. 37
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Clint, nowhere yet mate, just went to pick a mate up. Still got plenty of saving to do before im off again :-)

  38. 38
    avatar toonie1949 says:

    What the hell is up with Kevin Nolan, wont sign the new contract he has been offered? Was it only a couple of weeks ago he was waxing lyrical about how great Ashley was, blah, blah. Now because the club wont give him a 5year contract on the same inflated wages he gets at the moment, he’s unsettled?

    If that his attitude, sod off, I will respect him for his leadership over the last two seasons, but I will never forgive him for his role in the Andy Carroll transfer.

    Nobody is indispensable, that goes for Nolan, Barton and AC if it comes to it.

  39. 39
    avatar workyticket says:

    toonie1949 says:
    June 8, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    “What the hell is up with Kevin Nolan, wont sign the new contract he has been offered?”

    What contract has he been offered Toonie?

  40. 40
    avatar workyticket says:

    batty, you’re a forty odd year old man. Have a word with yourself, grow up and seek psychiatric help because you really do have mental health problems. Seriously.

  41. 41
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    Like the look of the fella in the video seems to like to run at people to me might be right up our street if the price is right

  42. 42
    avatar ben says:

    Hmmm he looks decent in that vid, tho i think hes seems to be playing against defenders that are allergic to tackling!!

    Looks an exciting player tho.

  43. 43
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ouch Worky, you and Mr Batty had another fall-out? :D

    …as for Shikabala, he has the name to inspire a thousand chants, as well as sounding like shish kebab. That’s good enough for me. We’d just need Pitta Crouch, Ashley Coleslaw and any player from Chile – job done.

    :-9

  44. 44
    avatar Rodzilla says:

    ….and yeah, he does look decent on the pitch too. A bit like our old chum Laurent Robehhhhrrrrrr, but with b0ll0cks.

  45. 45
    avatar Toonie1949 says:

    Worky – Re Kevin Nolan and contract, I think it was in The Guardian yesterday.

  46. 46
    avatar workyticket says:

    Rodzilla says:
    June 8, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    “ouch Worky, you and Mr Batty had another fall-out?”

    Rod, for months he has been posting under various usernames saying that I like ‘ladyboys’ for some strange reason, calling me a ‘shitstabber’ and various other terms of homophobic abuse. In the end, I had to ban him as I’m not having that kind of crap on this ‘blog, especially from someone who is getting on for 50. He has also been abusing another contributor too.

  47. 47
    avatar workyticket says:

    Toonie1949 says:
    June 9, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    “Worky – Re Kevin Nolan and contract, I think it was in The Guardian yesterday.”

    Toonie, was it Louise Taylor?

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