Manchester United vs Newcastle United match banter.

Manchester United v Manchester United

Another weekend, another trip to Manchester.

Venue: Old Trafford, Manchester.
Date: Saturday 26 November, 2011
Kick-off: 3.00pm.
Referee: Mike Jones (replaces Phil Dowd).

Good afternoon Geordies and welcome to our regular “match banter” feature for this afternoon’s game, which sees the Magpies facing another tough game in Manchester, this time against the United lot.

For an in depth preview to the game, please check out our match preview. Also, we will also be adding the full teamsheets for the game to this post once they become available, along with a full match report and highlights when the game is over so stay tuned!

Much like last weekend, despite still being in the top four we will go into this match as underdogs, with victory eluding us at Old Trafford since the days of Joe Harvey. Our last victory, in February 1972, came exactly a week after the day that will forever live in Geordie infamy, when non-league Hereford United knocked us out of the FA Cup in a 2-1 replay victory. The week after, we beat a side which still included the likes of Charlton, Law and Best. As one of their equally great contemporaries, Jimmy Greaves once said, “It’s a fanny old game”. But getting back to the present, we’re certainly due a victory at the “Theatre of Dreams” so here’s hoping!

Finally, if you have any good links for the game to share, please feel free to share them in the comments section below!

Howay the Lads!

Teams

Manchester United ( ): David De Gea, Fabio, Patrice Evra, Nemanja Vidić, Rio Ferdinand, Nani, Ashley Young, Ryan Giggs, Michael Carrick, Javier Hernandez, Wayne Rooney.

Subs: Anders Lindegaard (G), Frederico Macheda, Chris Smalling, Ji-Sung Park, Darron Gibson, Antonio Valencia, Jonathan Evans.

Newcastle United (4-4-1-1): Tim Krul (G), Danny Simpson, Steven Taylor, Fabricio Coloccini (C), Ryan Taylor, Gabriel Obertan, Yohan Cabaye, Danny Guthrie, Jonas Gutierrez, Hatem Ben Arfa; Demba Ba.

Subs: Rob Elliot (G), Davide Santon, James Perch, Dan Gosling, Sammy Ameobi, Peter Lovenkrands, Shola Ameobi.

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129 Responses to “Manchester United vs Newcastle United match banter.”

  1. 1
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    ASHLEY OOT AND OWL HEED COOT.

  2. 2
    avatar workyticket says:

    SJT do you still think we’re gannin’ to win?

  3. 3
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Krul Simpson Colo S Taylor R Taylor Obertan Guthrie Cabaye Jonas Ba HBA.

    Line up… Dunno Manure’s yet.

  4. 4
    avatar workyticket says:

    Does anyone have any links for the game?

  5. 5
    avatar summerof69 says:

    De Gea, Fabio, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, Nani, Young, Giggs, Carrick, Hernandez, Rooney

    Shit, we’re rucked.

    Links ?

  6. 6
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Looking Now.

  7. 7
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    workyticket says:
    November 26, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    SJT do you still think we’re gannin’ to win?

    NOPE WT.

  8. 8
    avatar workyticket says:

    Summer, do you know the Man U subs?

  9. 9
    avatar summerof69 says:

    No, sorry worky. Got that info from another toon site and the subs weren’t poted.

  10. 10
    avatar AUSSIE TOON says:

    Any Streams guys?

  11. 11
  12. 12
    avatar workyticket says:

    summerof69 says:

    November 26, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    “No, sorry worky. Got that info from another toon site and the subs weren’t poted.”

    Aye, I’ve just done it. Thanks Summer.

    Just looking for some links now Aussie Toon.

  13. 13
    avatar subz00 says:

    first row link is good

  14. 14
    avatar workyticket says:

    subz00 says:
    November 26, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/

    loads on here..

    Thanks subz00, was just hunting for that one.

  15. 15
    avatar Qwerty says:

    http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/19135/1/manchester-united-vsnewcastle-united-live-stream-online.html
    Link to the match should be good quality.

    What’s with the negativeness guys? We could get at lest a draw the Manure are playing these days…

  16. 16
    avatar Grumpy Old-Toon says:

    Thats close to being a full line up for us, more optimism now methinks.

    2-2

    HWTL

  17. 17
  18. 18
    avatar Qwerty says:

    It s also on Setanta Ireland

  19. 19
    avatar Phisix says:

    Raylor is getting smashed! :(

  20. 20
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Great Move by Ben arfa.

  21. 21
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Playing some sooper football HOWAY THE LADS!!

  22. 22
  23. 23
    avatar Phisix says:

    fack sake raylor!

  24. 24
    avatar Phisix says:

    Lol you tell him benny!

  25. 25
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Biggest attendance at OT this season just as it was at Citeh last week. We are everyone’s favourite Toon !

  26. 26
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Jonas is fookin boss eyed his final ball,passes are 9/10 shite.

  27. 27
    avatar workyticket says:

    sirjasontoon says:

    November 26, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    “Jonas is fookin boss eyed his final ball,passes are 9/10 shite.”

    That’s a little harsh SJT!

  28. 28
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Sorry Boss…….crawl’s back into bedsit with warm old Amstel :lol:

  29. 29
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Excellent 1st half…..hope we do these MANC tossers.
    #nowtspecial
    #bedsitpundit

  30. 30
    avatar Phisix says:

    Lol Obertans trick cross at the end :D

  31. 31
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Fantastic 1st half……Howay the Lads!!!

  32. 32
    avatar Johnny says:

    looking very good so far. very pleased

  33. 33
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    We get a real striker in and a man that can deliver pin point crosses we will murder some teams !!

  34. 34
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Super super Tim
    Super super Tim
    Super Super Tim
    Super Tim mee Kr-ul

  35. 35
    avatar workyticket says:

    Aye SJT, it was a good first half. that Chiquitita’s shite for for them today though.

  36. 36
    avatar Johnny says:

    he can’t finish at all today.

  37. 37
    avatar Phisix says:

    The left side is annoying me, Raylor is playing like crap attack and defence wise and Guti is non existant. Guti protecting Raylor every game is costing us attacking down the left side.

  38. 38
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Aye Worky I had a meal at Chiquitita’s once up Hagley Road in Brum once…GASH mate.

  39. 39
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Once x 2 ooops Typo Kill me :lol:

  40. 40
    avatar Johnny says:

    Chiquitita couldn’t finish a plate of tacos right now…

  41. 41
    avatar workyticket says:

    I think that Man U will be better in the second half though.

  42. 42
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    SJT says:

    “Jonas is fookin boss eyed his final ball,passes are 9/10 shite.”

    SJT if we got a decent left back who didnt need his hand holding every week then maybe Jonas could afford a little more time to concentrate on his own game ? However neither full back makes that many forward runs which is prolly down to Pardwho ?

  43. 43
    avatar workyticket says:

    After they’ve been shouted at for a while.

  44. 44
    avatar Johnny says:

    i think pardew will keep the troops going strong. can’t wait for the next half

  45. 45
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Jonas Passing has never looked good…yup works like a goodun’ but end product,goals etc have always been lacking…..that extra precision he would be in a top 5 club….oh shit I forgot he already is……haha

  46. 46
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Agree Johnny…we have everything to play for.
    Give BA a bit of space of a RT set piece lock the doors we are laughing!

  47. 47
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Pretty even stats apart from corners

    Possession 52%-48%
    Corners 5 0
    Goal attempts 6 4
    On target 3 2
    Fouls 6 5
    Offside 1 2

  48. 48
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    sirjasontoon says:

    “Jonas Passing has never looked good…yup works like a goodun’ but end product,goals etc have always been lacking…..that extra precision he would be in a top 5 club….oh shit I forgot he already is……haha”

    :)

  49. 49
    avatar Phisix says:

    for god sake,

  50. 50
    avatar Johnny says:

    still 40 min of play

  51. 51
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Concede silly penalties silly free kicks….Achilles heel ?

  52. 52
    avatar Phisix says:

    So shaky now it hurts

  53. 53
    avatar Phisix says:

    The ref is a joke

  54. 54
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Now is not the time to panic just maintain the equilibrium.

  55. 55
    avatar chuck says:

    “The Mekon” Obertan is having one of his best days so far, plus Cabaye is outstanding, HBA is beginning to show what he is capeable of, but has to keep his cool.
    Guthrie is covering a lot of ground and apart from Raylor,( who we have to remember is only a fill in LB) has been a bit shakey.
    Ba up front is causing problems for the defenders.
    This game could go either way and is there for whover wants it enough, later

  56. 56
    avatar Phisix says:

    Now is the best time to give Santon some time, otherwise what was the point in buying him.

  57. 57
    avatar Phisix says:

    That should have been a goal by Young then :(

  58. 58
    avatar workyticket says:

    That goal was harsh.

    They’re gannin’ to get better now.

  59. 59
    avatar Phisix says:

    Colo so close!!

  60. 60
    avatar Phisix says:

    PENALTY!

  61. 61
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Problem for HBA is he needs someone on his level to work with and Ba isnt that player. Ideally a Rooney or a Hernandez type would work otherwise he ends up playing by himself.

  62. 62
    avatar Phisix says:

    Love you ben arfa!

  63. 63
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    All those Mancs should be booked for surrounding the officials !!!!

  64. 64
    avatar Phisix says:

    1-1 come on!

  65. 65
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    GET IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

  66. 66
    avatar workyticket says:

    We just won a dodgy penalty at Old Trafford. I can’t believe it!

    Nice one Mike Jones! :lol:

  67. 67
    avatar Phisix says:

    Wait until the end when SAF says the ref was poor for them the whole game.

  68. 68
    avatar Phisix says:

    ffs guys stop fouling

  69. 69
    avatar workyticket says:

    Nice one John Flynn too!

  70. 70
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Taggarts nose is glowing :)

  71. 71
    avatar workyticket says:

    Fergie’s foamin’! :lol:

  72. 72
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Winds up the crowd doesnt it which is probably why he does it ?

  73. 73
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Gotta say like my glimpses of Ameobi Jnr last few games he is fookin Awful !

  74. 74
    avatar Phisix says:

    ffs perch again wtf pardew

  75. 75
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Perch ??????? where’s that “Crying like a baby” emoticon when you need one ?

  76. 76
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Perch on to Kill the game :lol:

  77. 77
    avatar Johnny says:

    Nooooo. please pardew don’t put on perch…

  78. 78
    avatar Phisix says:

    Waste of a chance raylor you prick

  79. 79
    avatar Johnny says:

    wtf was that?

  80. 80
    avatar Johnny says:

    holy shit that was terrifying

  81. 81
    avatar Johnny says:

    ****

  82. 82
    avatar Phisix says:

    What happened my stream cut out?

  83. 83
    avatar workyticket says:

    We need a defender on ATM not Lovenkrands.

  84. 84
    avatar Johnny says:

    fantastic tackle to save us by taylor then jonas red card. now a fantastic krul save

  85. 85
  86. 86
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    I feel sorry for Jonas. Pardwho has to stop this shite with Raylor at LB and stop putting pressure on Jonas to keep tracking back all the time. The guy looks frazzled.

  87. 87
    avatar workyticket says:

    oh divven’t be knacked Danny!

  88. 88
    avatar workyticket says:

    Can’t take much more of this. My bottom’s all clenched!

  89. 89
    avatar Johnny says:

    holy f***in shit this is terrifying

  90. 90
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Not much point in leaving two up front now is there ?

  91. 91
    avatar workyticket says:

    Andy Mac says:

    November 26, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    “Not much point in leaving two up front now is there ?”

    we need a 9-0-0 formation Andy.

  92. 92
    avatar Phisix says:

    Oh look 4 mins

  93. 93
    avatar Phisix says:

    YESSSSSSSS

  94. 94
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Amazing point !!!
    Haha TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!

  95. 95
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Five Manc players surrounding the referee, what a surprise :)

    Good point especially with only ten men.

  96. 96
    avatar Phisix says:

    I’ll take that, but we need to work on our marking in the goal area

  97. 97
    avatar workyticket says:

    Thank **** for that. I was going to have a coronary there if it went on any longer.

  98. 98
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    and the Makems are losing at home :lol:

  99. 99
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    J’Adore TOOOOOOOOON!!
    Great point good shift!!

  100. 100
    avatar Johnny says:

    ugly, but a points a point and some amazing saves and solid defense.

  101. 101
    avatar workyticket says:

    sirjasontoon says:

    November 26, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    “J’Adore TOOOOOOOOON!!”

    J’Adore that John Flynn gadgie SJT.

  102. 102
    avatar workyticket says:

    Johnny says:

    November 26, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    “ugly, but a points a point and some amazing saves and solid defense”

    Aye, 10 men as well Johnny. We still need some defenders though.

  103. 103
    avatar Johnny says:

    true, worky. can’t believe perch didn’t kill us. and in those last 20 min, the back 4 and krul were both amazingly lucky and amazingly good.

  104. 104
    avatar Johnny says:

    would love to see at least another centerback. with word of coloccini almost not starting i was terrified of who’d cover. perch was my only thought and that’s enough to hide in bed all day and go nowhere near a tv screen

  105. 105
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    There’s no doubt this team can defend but scoring against top sides requires more invention IMO. Crying out for a skillful, dynamic goal machine – but then again who isnt ?

    Yet still fourth and a point above the Russians although Spuds now two points ahead in 3rd.

  106. 106
    avatar workyticket says:

    Johnny says:
    November 26, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    “would love to see at least another centerback.”

    Even though we got away with that one, it really showed how much we need some backup in defence, especially when we were a man down, getting battered and Pardew brings on Lovenkrands! At least Perch is supposed to be a defender.

  107. 107
    avatar Johnny says:

    agree andy. both ba and ben arfa had a couple great looks, but seemed to disappear a couple times. have to see if we really do bring in Maiga

  108. 108
    avatar workyticket says:

    Andy Mac says:
    November 26, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    “although Spuds now two points ahead in 3rd.”

    And with a game in hand. Still, we were lucky bastads to get a point today. I’m not used to all this luck business being a Toon supporter. I can’t handle it after all this time.

  109. 109
    avatar chuck says:

    Wow ! I’ll take it, the point that is !
    Heroic defending!
    Got to say we lucked out as far as it being a penalty, but what the hell, how many have Man.U. been unjustly awarded through the years, all evens out in the long run.
    Fergie was pissed, too bad, feels it slip sliding away, Hey! cant win em all !
    Couple of changes, have no idea why Pardew put in Sammy for Obertan, who had one of his best games yet.
    Look I think Sammy has potential, but when it comes to defending, he is like his brother, employing the matador defense.
    And, Lovenkrands for HBA, when we are a man down ?
    what the hell’s wrong with Santon ?
    Perhaps their may be second thoughts concerning the Simpson contract, he had a very good dame, with an amazing goal line block, that earned us the point.
    Guthrie, must have covered every blade of grass on the pitch, Cabaye is an outstanding talent, Ba did his job up front with not a lot of help.
    What was Jonas thinking with the tackle, i mean he knew he was already on a yellow, ah well, rush of blood to the head.
    Capt. Colocinni and Saylor, what can you say, one of the best set of CD’s in the league, plus both Simpson and Raylor, played tough.
    Have i forgotten anyone, well the game hero was Krul, combining with his back four defended heroically .
    Bring on Chewsea !

  110. 110
    avatar Qwerty says:

    I just realised, if Tottenham win their game in hand, they go above Man U! I love to see them fail…

  111. 111
    avatar Qwerty says:

    I just realised, if Tottenham win their game in hand, they go above Man U! I love to see them fail.

  112. 112
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Yep I’d have Timmy as MOTM as well. He made the difference between a point and nowt, well played.

    PS Caught this on BBC Sport

    Rachel T on Twitter: “Did Wenger REALLY say “We are reliant on Robin” ? :)

  113. 113
    avatar prophet stephen c says:

    I mentioned last week Jonas was going to get sent off. Shame I couldn’t have dreamt the lotery numbers aswel.

  114. 114
    avatar chuck says:

    Well it’s the Arse.vs. Fulham, just aboot to start, plus gotta look at the tables.
    Later.

  115. 115
    avatar maze202 says:

    I had this as 1-1 in the predictor, but changed it to 2-1 at the last minute :/

  116. 116
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Before the Mancs whinge on about dodgy penalties, it has been asked how did Rooney stay on the pitch after this ? Yet SFA claims we fouled them all over the pitch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=et8ZNP2Pp1U

  117. 117
    avatar Johnny says:

    Andy, you’re absolutely right i couldn’t believe they let that go. and then the outright shove on jonas without even going for the ball… i know we racked up the yellows and the penalty was lucky but jesus, they escaped with quite a bit

  118. 118
    avatar Supermac says:

    The manure players are still on the pitch – so they think we havn’t played any of the big teams – we have now!
    still 4th
    HWTL

  119. 119
    avatar workyticket says:

    Supermac says:
    November 26, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    “The manure players are still on the pitch”

    I wanted Fergiecam so I could watch him having a fit over that penalty. He doesn’t usually get good penalty shouts given against him there, let alone dubious ones. :lol:

  120. 120
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    I know it’s been said on this thread already but well done to Simmo for hanging in there and particularly for his goal line clearance. Wonder what they’re saying on .com about him now ?

    Meanwhile the moaning Mancs over at Radio 5 are complaining bitterly without any acknowldegement of the Evra handball nor the Rooney attack on Colo but that’s what you get from whinging Mancs – a lop sided view of life :)

  121. 121
    avatar chuck says:

    Well got my wish, at least in the first half, great game to watch and it became obvious we were not here to to be beaten as usual, by taking the game to them,
    Think they got a bit of a surprise, when they found temselves on the back foot and having to defend.
    But on saying that, most clubs sense any weakness, as with Man.U. and Chelsea at present, of course Arsenal lost respect seasons ago.
    Then again Man.Citeh were fortunate to beat QPR recently, so it’s gotta be, no respect!

    Of course the second half was a different story, we did’nt supply the same pressure on them, and were lucky to get the penalty, but we defended like Trojans and managed to get the point, yeaaaah !
    I can live with that !

  122. 122
    avatar workyticket says:

    Match highlights are up now lads.

    As usual I will try to update then with some better, longer ones, and get the post match interviews up as well when they become available.

  123. 123
    avatar Andy Mac says:

    Newcastle defender Danny Simpson on Twitter: “What a game, feel so proud 2 part of this newcastle team! Great point against utd, lads played well n dug in deep at the end. Hope the fans have a massive night tonight”

    and thanks for the highlights WT :)

  124. 124
    avatar workyticket says:

    Andy Mac says:
    November 26, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    “and thanks for the highlights WT”

    Nee botha Andy. I’m trying to get the post match interviews, Fergie thought it was a “travesty” :lol:

  125. 125
    avatar workyticket says:

    prophet stephen c says:
    November 26, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    “I mentioned last week Jonas was going to get sent off. Shame I couldn’t have dreamt the lotery numbers aswel.”

    Sorry about your comment getting held up there Stephen.

    I with one of the other ******* lazy ***** would help me on a matchday!

  126. 126
    avatar bluemoon says:

    Go on the toon army … you were different class today.. lets hope we the pool tomoz because all your hard work will be for nothing. Fergies face ha ha ha ha all the best for the rest of the season

  127. 127
    avatar workyticket says:

    bluemoon says:
    November 26, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    “Go on the toon army … you were different class today.. lets hope we the pool tomoz because all your hard work will be for nothing. Fergies face ha ha ha ha all the best for the rest of the season”

    Thanks bluemoon, same to you and aye, it would do us a favour if you beat Liverpool. Poor Fergie, I’ve never seen a penalty like that given at Old Trafford before. :lol:

  128. 128
    avatar prophet stephen c says:

    Worky. I didn’t quite understand that “i with one of the xxxxxxxx lazy xxxxxxx would help me on a match day”

  129. 129
    avatar workyticket says:

    prophet stephen c says:
    November 27, 2011 at 1:04 am

    “Worky. I didn’t quite understand that “i with one of the xxxxxxxx lazy xxxxxxx would help me on a match day””

    That was my lousy typing Stephen, I’m not surprised you didn’t understand it.

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