Newcastle United vs Southampton match banter!

Newcastle United v Southampton.

The Saints are marching in!

Venue: St. James’ Park, Newcastle.
Date: Sun 24th February, 2013.
Kick off: 1.30pm.
Referee: Chris Foy (Meeerseyside).
UK TV: None.

Hello, good afternoon and welcome to our latest “match banter” for this afternoon’s game at St James’ Park, which sees the Magpies pitted against the Saints of Southampton.

As you may recall, our last game against Southampton at their place was something of a dire performance, with Newcastle losing 2-0 to an Adam Lallana goal in the first half, with the coup de grâce performed by Gastón Ramírez an hour into the game. Here’s hoping that things are different this afternoon.

One thing that certainly will be different is that the Saints will be rolling up at St James’ park with a new manager this time, the highly talented young Argentinian coach, Mauricio Pochettino. For those of you who might fancy a bit of light reading in the run up to this game, I have already prepared a little primer on the new man at the helm at St Mary’s, and he could be a very tricky customer indeed.

Still on the subject of the new coach said of his opponents (us) in the run up to the game:

“We are going to encounter a very attack minded team who get forward quickly. But we go with the same set up that we have been playing with and the intention of getting the three points. They are a dynamic team who get forward quickly, especially with their latest signings, they have grown with their speed in how rapidly they can attack.”

Meanwhile, our own Silver Supremo, Alan Pardew, an ex Southampton manager himself of course until he was sacked in in 2010 was keen to stress (just as he was before our last game against Southampton), that he wasn’t bitter at all about his sacking, making himself sound very bitter about his sacking at Southampton. He protested:

“Trust me, I want to win this game more than anyone. I’ve got a lot of friends who I love in Southampton. They were happy when they beat us, but we’re a little bit stronger this time. Hopefully, we’ll win.”

Continuing on his favourite subject (himself), he then attempted to use the club’s subsequent sacking of his somewhat superior silver Southampton successor, Nigel Adkins, to draw attention to the alleged injustice of his own sacking once again, saying:

“I’ve always had faith in my ability. I thought when I got the sack from Southampton it was unjust, and still to this day think that, like the manager who’s just gone – Adkins, if I’m honest. I ain’t bitter about it – it’s not going to eat me up – but I do want to win.”

As I mentioned in my other piece, Southampton have been looking dangerous under their new Argentinian manager with his fancy vertical passing game. He will try to press Newcastle United relentlessly and keep us pinned back in our own half, which isn’t what we want. He did it with Manchester City when he beat them 3-1, and though Manchester United just beat Southampton 2-1, old purple nose remarked that they the best team to play at Old Trafford this season. He hoping that we have a similar game this afternoon, ie a very good one with United ending up as the victors!

So anyway, I will take my leave soon, but not without my usual reminders that I shall be posting the team sheets for the match when they become available, along with some links where you can watch the game online. Finally, I will also be posting highlights, post match interviews and even a video of the whole match in the fullness of time so stay tuned!

Howay the lads!

Team sheets.

Newcastle United (4-2-3-1): Rob Elliot (G), Mathieu Debuchy, Steven Taylor, Fabricio Coloccini (C), Davide Santon, Cheick Tiote, Yohan Cabaye, Jonas Gutierrez, Moussa Sissoko, Yoan Gouffran, Papiss Cisse.

Subs: Jak Alnwick (G), Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, Vurnon Anita, Sylvain Marveaux, James Perch, Gabriel Obertan, Shola Ameobi.

Southampton (4-3-2-1): Artur Boruc (G), Nathaniel Clyne, Maya Yoshida, Jos Hooiveld, Luke Shaw, Morgan Schneiderlin, Jack Cork, Steven Davis; Jay Rodriguez, Rickie Lambert, Adam Lallana (C)

Subs: Kelvin Davies (G), Jose Fonte, Gaston Ramirez, Danny Fox, James Ward-Prowse, Emmanuel Mayuka, Jason Puncheon.

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109 Responses to “Newcastle United vs Southampton match banter!”

  1. 1
  2. 2
    avatar workyticket says:

    Has anyone seen the teams yet?

  3. 3
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    HOWAY THE LADS !!!

  4. 4
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    I seen the teamsheet Worky but it was mostly in french so didn’t understand it :lol:

  5. 5
    avatar workyticket says:

    SJT, I’m sick of all this French this and French that, and I don’t even live in Newcastle!

    Apparently it’s friggin’ “French day” up there again?

  6. 6
    avatar Phisix says:

    Is the game on now? Streams seem to not be working.

  7. 7
    avatar Tony Toon says:

    1.30 ko

  8. 8
    avatar Colindm says:

    Kick off at 1:30pm

    try this link, works for me.

    http://www.ilemi.pe/

  9. 9
    avatar Phisix says:

    Ah. Worky had it down as 1pm KO.

  10. 10
    avatar sammy d says:

    My kids,missus good food and ale, There are many things in life that give me great pleasure but please let us go back above the scum. HWTL

  11. 11
    avatar KellyNeashNUFC says:

    This stream is working

    http://livesport4u.com/stream2.html

  12. 12
    avatar workyticket says:

    Cheers for all the additional streams lads.

  13. 13
    avatar workyticket says:

    Phisix says:
    February 24, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    “Ah. Worky had it down as 1pm KO.”

    Aye, so I did before I corrected it Phisix. Sorry about that.

  14. 14
    avatar Phisix says:

    It’s fine Worky it gave me time to get things ready for the game.

    Come on!!

  15. 15
    avatar Phisix says:

    I can see this match being a tough one now.

  16. 16
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Oh Dear

  17. 17
    avatar Phisix says:

    See! :(

  18. 18
    avatar workyticket says:

    Very good play from Southampton unfortunately. Just what I was worried about in my previous piece.

  19. 19
    avatar Phisix says:

    Krul would have saved that shot.

  20. 20
    avatar Phisix says:

    We need work on our corner taking.

  21. 21
    avatar Phisix says:

    Playing better now, but we still look unable to get scoring chances.

  22. 22
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Cisse that was fookin AWFUL.

  23. 23
    avatar Phisix says:

    FDQWJHDHQDJ DONKEY CISSE

  24. 24
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Cisse’s getting better with every game.

  25. 25
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    What happened to Cisse? I used to cream in my pants watching him play.

  26. 26
    avatar Phisix says:

    A header from a corner….wow

  27. 27
    avatar Phisix says:

    This Ref today :S

  28. 28
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Thought this would happen. Just because we won two games everyone went mental. Llambias talking shite to the paper about how great we are now, how brilliant Pardew is and how he wants him here for the next twenty years. We don’t even deserve to stay up looking at the home points we’ve lost and the teams that took them. We ain’t got a fckin clue going forward.

  29. 29
    avatar michael12 says:

    Get rid of Ba and Cisse will bang them in they said on .co.uk. It was all Ba’s fault cisse cannot find the net Demba Da is scoring all of them instead of leaving some for Cisse

  30. 30
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Without Ba at the start of the season we’d be bottom of the league.

  31. 31
    avatar Phisix says:

    Should have paid Ba what he wanted on a new contract.

  32. 32
    avatar Phisix says:

    SISSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  33. 33
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Get in

  34. 34
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Give Pardew another 8 years!

  35. 35
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    See the Fist PUMP :lol:

  36. 36
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Prick

  37. 37
    avatar DarthBroon says:

    Great. Hope we can keep the pressure on, though.

    Not the time to be pushed onto the back foot.

  38. 38
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Think we will shut up shop now jimbob you know the drill haha

  39. 39
    avatar workyticket says:

    Well done Gouffran again.

  40. 40
    avatar Jimbob says:

    We will keep the pressure on. But once we’re leading, no matter at what stage of the game, we’ll sit back and invite them on to us. That’s what usually happens anyway.

  41. 41
    avatar Phisix says:

    Its the new signings + new revitalized players that win our games, not Pardew.

  42. 42
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    i mean darth broon

  43. 43
    avatar sammy d says:

    I was excited about mbiwa and sissoko but f me goofy looks good

  44. 44
    avatar Jimbob says:

    SJT, best take Cisse off and get Perch on now. Shore up the midfield.

  45. 45
    avatar Phisix says:

    Super Colo!

  46. 46
    avatar Phisix says:

    CISSES BACK

  47. 47
  48. 48
    avatar sammy d says:

    cisse is so fkn shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite int he boys sjt what you got to say about that

  49. 49
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Told ya he was getting better :-)

  50. 50
    avatar workyticket says:

    That wasn’t a bad shot from Cisse there.

  51. 51
    avatar Phisix says:

    He was just making us think he was shite :D

  52. 52
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Told you I rate Cisse :lol:
    What a fooking finish !!!

  53. 53
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Fck sake we best not sit back now.

  54. 54
    avatar Phisix says:

    Play it cool Worky. ;) You know your buzzing!

  55. 55
    avatar sammy d says:

    good lad sjt

  56. 56
    avatar sammy d says:

    normally it would be panic stations with colo going off but Mapou is a worthy deputy

  57. 57
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Cheers Sammy

  58. 58
    avatar sampdiago says:

    Wow.I think cisse understands the power of that number 9 shirt….stunning

  59. 59
    avatar Paul in Hollywood says:

    Apart from the first five minutes when the Saints came at us like bats out of, well, Southampton, we have dominated the game. First goal an exact repeat of the one scored against Chelsea: Goofy whacks it in, Sissoko on hand to tap in the rebound. Expect the Saints to repeat their first half start.

  60. 60
    avatar Phisix says:

    Cisse could score with his eyes closed.

    Impressed with Tiote this first half. He is everywhere and is finding his passing again.

    The future is bright, the future is black and white!

  61. 61
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    Goal of the season contender! You lot are so negative cheer up you miserable lot. Recognise the potential.

  62. 62
    avatar DarthBroon says:

    What odds another second half nail biter?

    I hope we’re in for a pleasant surprise ;)

  63. 63
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Tiote has played well finally. Perhaps he realises now that there is a more than suitable replacement in Anita. Hopefully Jonas will be the one who makes way for Ben Arfa’s return. Be a tragedy if Gouffran gets dropped. Wouldn’t surprise me though. Anita was for some reason.

  64. 64
    avatar workyticket says:

    Simple-Tings says:
    February 24, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    “You lot are so negative cheer up you miserable lot.”

    We ARE being cheerful Simple-Tings. We are usually far more miserable than this.

  65. 65
    avatar sammy d says:

    good save by elliot and his kicking is miles better than timmy’s but i worry about not having him in the net

  66. 66
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Crap defending Taylor

  67. 67
    avatar workyticket says:

    That shut us up!

  68. 68
    avatar sammy d says:

    yeh like i said i worry about timmy not being in the net

  69. 69
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Does southampton win mean taxi for Pardew?

  70. 70
    avatar Phisix says:

    Wtf I just logged back into the stream and they scored again. Wth!

  71. 71
    avatar sammy d says:

    we need to breed elliot and timmy to give distribution and shot stopping

  72. 72
    avatar workyticket says:

    sirjasontoon says:
    February 24, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    “Does southampton win mean taxi for Pardew?”

    Noda’s on speed dial SJT.

  73. 73
    avatar Phisix says:

    Cant we swap Pards for Southampton manager?

  74. 74
    avatar workyticket says:

    Phisix says:
    February 24, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    “Cant we swap Pards for Southampton manager?”

    I still want the Prince of Denmark, Phisix. But I’d even take the old Southampton manager.

  75. 75
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    JK on speedial I heard.
    Unfinished business.

  76. 76
    avatar Phisix says:

    Whey! Dont give it to Cisse!

  77. 77
    avatar sammy d says:

    get the fk off pardews baqck and on to the team we will be triumphant

  78. 78
    avatar Phisix says:

    Cabaye loves eeet

  79. 79
    avatar Phisix says:

    Please dont shut up shop pards!

  80. 80
    avatar DarthBroon says:

    Clear hand ball, whatever the talking heads reckon.

    You can’t stick your arm out like superman in the penalty area then claim ‘ball to hand’ when the ref blows.

  81. 81
    avatar sammy d says:

    tiotes back

  82. 82
    avatar sammy d says:

    good fkn save

  83. 83
    avatar Phisix says:

    Cabaye Fk goal ;)

  84. 84
    avatar Phisix says:

    Maybe not lol

  85. 85
    avatar Phisix says:

    Perch coming on. The shop is closing.

  86. 86
    avatar Phisix says:

    Does he not like Bigi anymore or something?

  87. 87
    avatar Phisix says:

    Own goal :D Win is ours now!

  88. 88
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Taxi Cancelled :lol:

  89. 89
    avatar Phisix says:

    Now I can go for a wee without fear. I have had it held for the last 20 minutes lol.

  90. 90
    avatar Paulos says:

    Correct me if i’m wrong but isn’t this the 1st time we’ve ever scored more than 3 goals in a game since Pardew became manager ?

  91. 91
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    Paulos we beat forest 4-3 in Et last season thats all i remember. The longest in the shower lovenkranda and colo scored. Apart from that i think your right.

  92. 92
    avatar Phisix says:

    The first time this season Paulos.

  93. 93
    avatar sammy d says:

    we are now above the scum HAPPY FKN DAYS

  94. 94
    avatar Phisix says:

    Eliot :D

  95. 95
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    My Stream so bad I thought Elliot caught that free kick with 1 hand

  96. 96
    avatar Phisix says:

    Good win. Above the Mackems and away from relegation more.

  97. 97
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    3 Points WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  98. 98
    avatar Jimbob says:

    No we beat West Ham 5-0 in his first season.

  99. 99
    avatar DarthBroon says:

    Not bad at all. They’re a good side and they certainly won’t be going down. We were better, and well worth the win.

    Great game for Rob Elliot.

  100. 100
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Er 4-4 vs Arsenal.

  101. 101
    avatar workyticket says:

    We’re above Blunderland now.

  102. 102
  103. 103
    avatar sammy d says:

    Before the last four games I was only confident of thirteen points fromthe rest of the season and hoped that the other teams below us would be more shit than us but nine from twelve we are looking up rather than down lets give cisse and pardew double length contracts.
    Sissoko is fkn immense but lets not get too attached to him because world class players end up at world class clubs

  104. 104
    avatar workyticket says:

    sammy d says:
    February 24, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    “lets give cisse and pardew double length contracts.”

    16 years of Pardew? Hadaway and shite man!

  105. 105
    avatar sammy d says:

    fknn hell worky I live in barnsley now and apart from on the phone to my brother i havent heard the phrase hadaway and shite for years, you have made my day, lmfao,and we are above the scum. HAPPY FKN DAYS.

  106. 106
    avatar workyticket says:

    sammy d says:
    February 24, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    “fknn hell worky I live in barnsley now and apart from on the phone to my brother i havent heard the phrase hadaway and shite for years”

    Sammy, I’ve lived in London since the early ‘nineties and I sound more like Noel Coward than Jimmy Nail really. ;-)

  107. 107
    avatar sammy d says:

    seriously hadaway and shite is my brothers favourite phrase and should be in the dictionary.fk the smb

  108. 108
    avatar Chuck says:

    Had to wait for the tape delayed game here, so a bit late in posting.
    Not a bad game, though i believe we were the better team and deserved the win.
    Reading some of the above posts, it would’nt be difficult to convince many that we are on our way to winning the FA cup and the league, next season.

  109. 109
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    Chuck. Your miserable. Go buy some cialis.

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