Newcastle United vs Anzhi Makhachkala Europa League match banter!

Newcastle United v Anzhi Makhachkala.

Only 90 minutes from the quarter finals?

Venue: St James’ Park, Newcastle.
Date: Thurs 14th March, 2013.
Kick off: 8.05pm.
Referee: Deniz Aytekin (Germany).
UK TV: ESPN.

Hello, good evening and welcome to our “match banter” feature for this evening’s Europa League (home) second leg against Dagestan’s finest, the Guus Hiddink managed Anzhi Makhachkala.

With the first leg in Russia ending as a 0-0 bore draw, even a draw would see us through to the quarter finals, as long as it is a score draw. However it shouldn’t be forgotten that the last time we were in Europe, we fell at this very hurdle to another Dutch old master, Louis van Gaal. His AZ Alkmaar side knocked us out on penalties after the the two legs ended 4-4 on aggregate. He hoping we don’t see a repeat of that!

Speaking in the run up to the game, Hiddink was full of the usual pre match compliments, giving his thumbs up for the new style Newcastle. He said of the team:

“From what I saw in the last games, I respect the way they are playing. It’s not a waiting team – it’s a team full of initiative – and that’s a team people like to see. That’s why we play football – for people to enjoy the team.”

He obviously missed the games before the end of January then!

But anyway, I will crack on with my usual reminders as the 8.05 pm kick off approaches as time waits for no man! So, rest assured that I will be posting the full team sheets, as well as links to watch the game online for those of you who can’t watch it on ESPN, who will be broadcasting the match live in the UK this time. Besides that, I will also be posting match highlights, as well as a video of the whole game when it’s all over. Which only leaves it for me to say

Howay the Lads!

And gan’n check to see if the teams are out yet.

Team sheets.

Newcastle United (4-3-3): Rob Elliot (G), Davide Santon, Steven Taylor, Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, Massadio Haïdara, Vurnon_Anita, Cheick Tiote, Yohan Cabaye (C), Sylvain Marveaux, Papiss Cisse, Moussa Sissoko.

Subs: Steve Harper (G), James Perch, Gael Bigirimana, Jonas Gutierrez, Gabriel Obertan, Adam Campbell, Shola Ameobi.

Anzhi Makhachkala (4-3-3): Vladimir Gabulov (G), Andrei Eschenko, Ewerton, Joao Carlos, Yuri Zhirkov, Odil Ahmedov, Lassana Diarra, Jucilei, Mbark Boussoufa, Samuel Eto’o (c), Mehdi Carcela-Gonzalez

Subs: Evgeni Pomazan (G), Rasim Tagirbekov, Arseni Logashov, Kamil Agalarov, Oleg Shatov, Fedor Smolov, Lacina Traore.

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98 Responses to “Newcastle United vs Anzhi Makhachkala Europa League match banter!”

  1. 1
  2. 2
    avatar toony says:

    A score draw will see us GO OUT !! A no score draw will go to extra time !!!!!!!!

  3. 3
    avatar workyticket says:

    toony says:
    March 14, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    “A score draw will see us GO OUT !!”

    Aye, cheers Toony, I was just changing that. It was a bit of rush to get this one out and I got my knickers in a twist there. Sorry.

  4. 4
    avatar sammy d says:

    3-1 to the toon.hwtl.

  5. 5
    avatar workyticket says:

    Looking at the teams / formations it could be a bit more attacking this evening.

  6. 6
    avatar GS says:

    Willian is out. Didn’t they pay a lot of money for him?

  7. 7
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    <<<<<<<<<< going for a 2 v 0 win for toon meself

  8. 8
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    GS payed about 35 mil for willian i think

  9. 9
    avatar workyticket says:

    Pardew’s just confirmed my comment 5.

    Scruffy old Tramp.

  10. 10
    avatar workyticket says:

    TOONARMYELITE says:
    March 14, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    “GS payed about 35 mil for willian i think”

    Aye, they did Toon / GS.

    It was €35 million though, so that’s just over £30 million in olde English pounds.

  11. 11
    avatar sammy d says:

    pards has just said we will dominate the game and look to control them on the counter. good plan heres hoping.

  12. 12
    avatar sammy d says:

    suprised to see shatov on the bench, thought he was their best player last week

  13. 13
    avatar workyticket says:

    sammy d says:
    March 14, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    “suprised to see shatov on the bench, thought he was their best player last week”

    Aye, I was thinking something similar Sammy.

  14. 14
    avatar workyticket says:

    After winning the first leg against Intenazionale 3-0, Spurs have had to go into extra time! They’re one goal up again though.

  15. 15
    avatar sammy d says:

    knel we are living dangerously saylor is the man

  16. 16
    avatar DarthBroon says:

    Inter 4 – 4 Spurs

    I’m going cross-eyed here

  17. 17
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Evening Lads missed the 1st 10 mins did we come out of the blocks on fire ?

  18. 18
    avatar workyticket says:

    sirjasontoon says:
    March 14, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    “Evening Lads missed the 1st 10 mins did we come out of the blocks on fire ?”

    Er, not really SJT.

  19. 19
    avatar sammy d says:

    saylors here saylors there saylors jolly everywhere

  20. 20
    avatar sammy d says:

    we are giving them far to much space in midfield

  21. 21
    avatar DarthBroon says:

    We hardly gave any set pieces away last week. I’m starting to think we need a plastic pitch ;)

    Spurs are through.

  22. 22
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Looks like we’ve set up totally wrong tonight and have lost the midfield. Doesn’t help we’ve reverted to hoofing tonight. I’m assuming Alan’s waiting for us to go a goal down before he changes the shape.

  23. 23
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    :lol: Worky

  24. 24
    avatar workyticket says:

    Chelski level on aggregate now.

  25. 25
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Why are we hoofing it into the box?

  26. 26
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    Gotta disagree Jimbob for the last 5 we’ve had them.pinned back. We’re working hard and our overall game looks like a totally different team from 2 months ago. Saylor just nearly give me.a.heart attack. Losing the dreamboat is a huge blow.

  27. 27
    avatar workyticket says:

    More hoof than a Tesco economy burger Jimbob.

  28. 28
    avatar DarthBroon says:

    I’m not enjoying this. We’re long overdue a big performance from Jonas. I hope it’s tonight.

  29. 29
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Simple-Tings, agreed we’ve much improved from two months ago, we are starting to look like a good team. Tonight however the game plan looks to be very very direct, which seems odd considering Pardew stated in the media of how we have a very good bunch of technical players, who only last week would pass it well on an artificial pitch.

    I hope we calm down and start passing it.

  30. 30
    avatar Jimbob says:

    If we do get a goal we must score again. One won’t be enough and Pardew loves sitting back after going ahead. This Anzhi team are better than some people have said.

  31. 31
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    I know what your saying jimbob its.a.bit.more direct but im just happy they’re fearing us based on what im seeing. I can handle us not playing a slick passing game as long as we ourselves arent been passed around. Satisfying first half dunno if were gonna get a goal though how its going. On another note I <3 Santon. ;-)

  32. 32
    avatar workyticket says:

    Anzhi whatstheirnames have a very well organised defence, as they did last time.

  33. 33
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    theres not much room in front of there back 4 to play in they defending very well

  34. 34
    avatar workyticket says:

    One thing I like about these Europa games is the advertising hoardings around the pitch, which are such a pleasant change from the usual flashing red white and blue monstrosities.

  35. 35
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    <<<<<<< disappointed to lose caybeye :(

  36. 36
    avatar sammy d says:

    cant help but think you guys are watching this on dodgy streams cos we havent played well to be fair but there has been more short sharp passing tonight than i have seen in a long time, to start calling the hoooooooof song is way way off the mark.

  37. 37
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Yeah I don’t care how we play tonight as long as we win. But, the way we’re playing has been woeful and I can’t even see us scoring. It’s self-inflicted. Anzhi are the better side so far. We’ll be better second half. Hopefully!

  38. 38
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    @Jimbob
    <<<<<<<< dos not care if it gos in off some1s backside as long as we win :)

  39. 39
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Sammy, we’ve played some really good stuff in recent weeks. I actually thought we played really well against Stoke. We mixed it up in our attacks. We seem a bit one dimensional tonight. Could be my stream though, it is shite :-)

  40. 40
    avatar sammy d says:

    worky says
    “Anzhi whatstheirnames have a very well organised defence, as they did last time.”

    Yes they do worky as they did in moscow but they look more dangrous on the break tonight, and we havent really threatened with anything yet.

  41. 41
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Toonarmyelite, agreed! Cisse done a backside goal against West Brom this season so I’d take another!

  42. 42
    avatar workyticket says:

    sammy d says:
    March 14, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    “Yes they do worky as they did in moscow but they look more dangrous on the break tonight”

    Aye Sammy, they break like the wind.

  43. 43
    avatar workyticket says:

    As Spinal Tap might say.

  44. 44
    avatar sammy d says:

    Jimbob, we are not playing as well as we have lately but it is definitely not because we are hoofing, we are playing loads of quick short passes but to nowhere,I would like to see a couple of hoofs to see if papisto can spring their defence.

  45. 45
    avatar GS says:

    Chelsea are in trouble. I thought Anzhi edged it and could be ahead if it wasn’t for Steven “The Wall” Taylor.

  46. 46
    avatar GS says:

    Worky: did you see that ridiculous “haircut” on that Inter player? Close cropped with a Baggio braid starting in the middle of the back of his head.

  47. 47
    avatar sammy d says:

    tiote involved in a booking and its not him well bugger me!

  48. 48
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Better so far.

  49. 49
    avatar sammy d says:

    sissoko has missed two opportunities now, he wont miss a third

  50. 50
    avatar Jimbob says:

    What a chance!

  51. 51
    avatar sammy d says:

    hwtl

  52. 52
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    Boonnnuusss

  53. 53
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Deserved yellow that. Can’t remember his other foul though.

  54. 54
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    sweet :)

  55. 55
    avatar sammy d says:

    massadio took one for the cause their, lets hope their heeeds drop now

  56. 56
    avatar sammy d says:

    time for perchinio now that things are hotting up i fear what mad cheik will do

  57. 57
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    anita lucky that wernt straight red

  58. 58
    avatar Johnny says:

    Marveaux is playing one hell of a game.

  59. 59
    avatar sammy d says:

    soft porn performance tonight, no penetration!

  60. 60
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    Looks like the man down has taken the sting out of their counter attacks. Would love Campbell to make a real impression tonight.

  61. 61
    avatar Raghav.nufc says:

    adam campbell who is going to score the winner is warming up..

  62. 62
    avatar sammy d says:

    this night could be a thing of dreams for campbell

  63. 63
    avatar sammy d says:

    marvelous or saylor to score to secure m.o.m

  64. 64
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    Thank you god.

  65. 65
    avatar Jimbob says:

    Take Tiote off please.

  66. 66
    avatar Jimbob says:

    You f**king Beauty!

  67. 67
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    Twice in a week! Scores at the end! Scores at the endddd. Papiss Cisse! He scores at the end!!!

  68. 68
    avatar Johnny says:

    Beautiful ball by marveaux. HWTL

  69. 69
    avatar workyticket says:

    Well that was good timing from Cisse.

  70. 70
    avatar Raghav.nufc says:

    wow…cisse again to the rescue..

  71. 71
    avatar sammy d says:

    pardew has out managed hiddink.

  72. 72
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    1 chance 1 goal and just in the nick of time lmao :)

  73. 73
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Left it Late….Go Cisse !!

  74. 74
    avatar Ankit NYC says:

    WOW!

  75. 75
    avatar danny b says:

    I just went mental when that goal went in! HWTL terrible game fantastic result buzzin

  76. 76
    avatar sammy d says:

    still cant pick between saylor and marvelous for m.o.m

  77. 77
    avatar sammy d says:

    again i say pardew has outmanaged hiddink

  78. 78
    avatar sammy d says:

    does everyone realise pards has outmanaged hiddink

  79. 79
    avatar Paulos says:

    I’m sure someone miserable git on here will say we only won cos they had 10 men but i’m happy with that result.

    Anyone know who we have next or when the draw for quarter finals is ?

  80. 80
    avatar GS says:

    I’m going to get ahead of myself :) Isn’t the final in Amsterdam? That would be like a home game.

  81. 81
    avatar howay_jimma says:

    Worth being late.for work! Glad.it didn’t get to extra time. 2 late ones in 2 matches for cisse!

    Off to work now hwtl

  82. 82
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    <<<<<<<<<<, very happy got to be in it to win it and we still in it lmao :)

  83. 83
    avatar GS says:

    Paulos: it an open draw tomorrow.

  84. 84
    avatar TOONARMYELITE says:

    1 goal 1 chance – mr cisseeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

  85. 85
    avatar sammy d says:

    just watched the goal 5 times, quality cross from marvelous but exceptional movement from the “donkey” papisto, quality quality finish

  86. 86
    avatar danny b says:

    paulos its tomorrow it says 15th on uefa website lets hope we don’t draw spurs or chelsea they the two teams i dont want us to face if we can beat anzhi over 2 legs we can beat who is left! benfica are probably strongest team apart from english clubs

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  88. 88
    avatar robinkurosaki says:

    fantastic end there :D have to say once again Haïdara has really impressed me, may have been getting tired legs towards the end but dam does he seem solid. as for cambell, it wasnt really the right game for him to get bought on imo, we should have bought on perch or ameobi instead, as cambell done little to affect the game

  89. 89
    avatar GS says:

    Whoever we get will be tough. Chelsea have to be favourites but I wouldn’t like to have to go to Turkey, or Russia again.

    If we get Lazio, I think we will see an epic preview from Worky.

  90. 90
    avatar sammy d says:

    stalin,yeltsin,chuck where are you now your boys have taken a hell of a beating!!

  91. 91
    avatar Jimbob says:

    I thought no seeded teams or teams fro the same country can play against each other until the semi finals. I read it at work but no idea which site I got that from. Could be wrong.

  92. 92
    avatar Jimbob says:

    No, I read it wrong, it’s an open draw.

  93. 93
    avatar danny b says:

    how long till chuck writes an essay about how lucky we was? everytime i come here i see his dribble i feel sorry for worky to have to listen to it everyday lol

  94. 94
    avatar Paul in Hollywood says:

    Chuck’s just licking the end of his pencil…

    HWTL~! A great result. I look forward to the highlights Worky.

  95. 95
    avatar GS says:

    Anzhi are a pretty handy team. If we can beat them we have a chance against anybody.

    We were a bit fortunate that it was after a 3 month break, that Willian was injured and that a player was (deservedly) sent off.

    Given the season we have had, I will take what I can get.

    Great result.

  96. 96
    avatar workyticket says:

    Paul in Hollywood says:
    March 14, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    “I look forward to the highlights Worky.”

    I just have some quick ones so far Paul, I’ll be looking for better ones though.

  97. 97
    avatar sirjasontoon says:

    Paul Fast forward to 90 minutes :lol:

  98. 98
    avatar Simple-Tings says:

    :-) Savour these moments boys. It may not be huge and were not a small team but we really need to appreciate these moments. So much negativity it feels good to be able to sit down for five and be genuinely happy at how things are looking lately. I know i sound ridiculous and sloppy the worst thing is im been serious

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