Newcastle United vs Benfica full match video and highlights

Posted on April 12th, 2013 | 16 Comments |

Newcastle United v Benfica full match video.

Newcastle United v Benfica full match video (Opens in new window).

Match highlights.

Highlights from this evening’s Europa League second leg match between Newcastle United and Benfica at St James’ Park. Complete with hilarious German commentary.

Alternative Highlights.

Score and goalscorers.

Newcastle United 1 (Cisse 71), Benfica 1 (Salvio 90+2).

Teams and match facts.

Newcastle United (4-4-1-1): Tim Krul (G), Danny Simpson, Mike Williamson, Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, Massadio Haidara (Sylvain Marveaux 67), Gael Bigirimana (Shola Ameobi HT), Yohan Cabaye (C), Vurnon Anita (Hatem Ben Arfa 64), Jonas Gutierrez, Moussa Sissoko, Papiss Cisse.

Subs: Rob Elliot (G), Dan Gosling, James Perch, Sylvain Marveaux, Hatem Ben Arfa, Adam Campbell, Shola Ameobi.

Benfica (4-3-3): Artur (G), Andre Almeida, Luisao (C), Ezequiel Garay, Melgarejo, Eduardo Salvio, Nemanja Matic, Enzo Perez, Ola John (Rodrigo 76), Lima (Oscar Cardozo 72), Nicolas Gaitan.

Subs: Paulo Lopes (G), Jardel, Maxi Pereira, Pablo Aimar, Andre Gomes, Rodrigo, Oscar Cardozo.

Yellow cards: Enzo Perez (31), Artur (31), Andre Almeida (49), Papiss Cisse (66), Yohan Cabaye (69), Mike Williamson (83).

Red cards: None.

Referee: Ivan Bebek (Croatia).

Attendance: 52,157.

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16 Responses

  1. Wow, they just nailed it. I love my tent, and since it’s filled with homosexuals, I’m not lonely. The cake from DPRK were delicious!

  2. Having watched that Worky I think it only right we get together and send Chuck and our other American friends a food parcel.

  3. The writing on the side of the soup van wasn’t English so maybe that’s what they meant by “in other parts of America, often disguised as foreign countries in Europe…”? Tents don’t have plaster ceilings either. I think I spotted Chuck in there somewhere though.

    Actually, I recently saw a piece from American broadcaster NBC on Camden in New Jersey and it was pretty much the same. I think the film above is a hoax but the NBC one was real.

  4. The North Koreans have hit it on the head, we the cold the unemployed and homosexuals, not to mention straight people, are all subjects of a monsterous hoax.
    No different from what accurs in most other European countries.
    The differance between those earning a living and those who control, through providing the means for those attempting to earn a living, is what matters.
    Of course, we are a majority when it comes to using our most potent weapon , the vote !
    Though i believe most voters dont understand its power Perhaps you should reconsider as to who and why you should vote.
    The same old parties that your parents voted for ?
    We belong to a democracy (or so they tell us) which means we are supposed to use our vote in our best interest.
    If in fact you dont believe there’s any difference between either of the three major parties, then vote for a radical party on the ballot.
    At least send a message to government, that you are unsatisfied with the status quo.
    If we can elect a good number of radical members to Parliament, then perhaps they can have a voice, instead of blindly following the party line.

  5. Nutmeg
    I believe you have a point there.
    I would be more than happy to recieve, a goodwill parcel of goodies.
    Though it happens to be a bad time, my being in a struggle to reduce my middle to the 32″ waist of ten years ago.
    Lets see, what would i wish for ?
    Actually theres not much from the area i still pine for.
    As i have the worlds cusine at the tip of my fingertips (a phone call away and delvery in a matter of minutes)
    Maybe some Casters Kippers?
    Nice of you to consider us starving upper east side New Yorkers, though

  6. chuck says:
    April 13, 2013 at 6:12 am

    “Though it happens to be a bad time, my being in a struggle to reduce my middle to the 32″ waist of ten years ago.”

    Chuck, none of my mates who are fat bastards got their blubber from overeating, it’s always been the demon drink!

  7. Worky
    I’m not about to give up my Amstel’s, but still determined to loose a few belt notches.
    It’s a catch 22#

  8. workyticket says:
    April 13, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    “Chuck, none of my mates who are fat bastards got their blubber from overeating, it’s always been the demon drink!”

    That’s certainly what happened to me. The damndest thing is that I didn’t lose ANY of the weight when I gave up the booze.

    I managed to get back into reasonable shape by regular visits to the gym – LOTS of low impact work on the spinning machine and the like, and some low impact aerobic sessions with a guy who really knows what he’s doing (keeps an eye on everyone and makes them stop when they’ve had enough).

    My diet’s always been reasonably healthy, so that’s not been a factor.

  9. Well us poor buggers in Hollywood never get any bloody snow so we’re desperate for a drink of anything, hot or cold. The tents barely shield us from the scorching sun and you can’t tell in this town whether someone is homosexual, a man dressed as a woman or a woman dressed as a man. I’d switch the affluence of North Korea for the effluence of these streets any day…. Not!

  10. Darth Broon
    Yes !
    I’m not sure where it came from, probably a hoax, or designed for home consumption (no pun intended) as it’s so absurd no one could take it seriously, that is no one outside of North Korea.

  11. But if i’m about to drop this weight, gotta give up the delicious North Korean cake plus a cup of hearty melted snow.
    Gotta leave my sling shot at home as i dont need to kill any birds anymore, actually they are getting pretty rare anyway.