Archive for the ‘Sam Allardyce’ Category

Pardew to be Visited by Three Ghost Ex-Managers on Christmas Eve? (Hopefully)

Posted December 24th, 2012 by ToonBano | 52 Comments

Many thanks to “ToonBano” from the Toon blog www.toonbano.com for his fourth guest blog here – wt. As we managed to fall over the line to a 1-0 ‘win’ over QPR its got to be said that was one of the worst games of football I have ever seen in my whole life. Which was [...]

Newcastle United vs West Ham match banter!

Posted November 11th, 2012 by workyticket | 76 Comments

Venue: St James’ Park, Newcastle. Date: Sunday, 11th November. Kick off: 3:00pm Referee: Mike Dean (the Wirral)‎. UK TV: None. Good afternoon and welcome to our “match banter” feature for this afternoon’s game against West Ham. Today, around 50,000 Geordies and a few Londoners will gather to watch Big Sam’s long balls and Alan Pardew’s [...]

Battle of the long balls! Newcastle United vs West Ham match preview

Posted November 11th, 2012 by workyticket | 10 Comments

Venue: St James’ Park, Newcastle. Date: Sunday, 11th November. Kick off: 3:00pm Referee: Mike Dean (the Wirral)‎. UK TV: None. In case you are one of those who have successfully deceived yourselves that our manager’s real name is Alan Pardiola, and today’s fixture will be a match between a cultured, elegant passing side of fancy [...]

Nolan’s plea for Barton to join West Ham – why in public?

Posted August 23rd, 2011 by workyticket | 23 Comments

In a Mirror ‘exclusive’, former Newcastle captain, Kevin Nolan, has urged his former partner in crime, Joey Barton, to join Sam Allardyce’s ‘sexy football’ revolution at West Ham. Nolan said: “Would Joey Barton come here? Well, I came here, so I can’t see why Joey Barton would not come, it is a massive club. “The [...]

Toon after Shikabala (+video). Big Sam after Nolan. Gervinho speaks.

Posted June 8th, 2011 by Hugh de Payen | 47 Comments

Newcastle United are supposedly interested in an Egyptian midfielder whilst Sam Allardyce wants our captain at West Ham. Tomorrow might be a better day for transfer gossip as that’s when the French transfer window creaks open and allows a plethora of Gallic talent to enter the market. Given where our scouts seem to have been [...]

Newcastle 1-2 Blackburn – VIDEO highlights and post-match interviews.

Posted November 11th, 2010 by toonsy | 39 Comments

Video highlights of last nights 2-1 defeat to Blackburn Rovers at St James’ Park, for anyone who wishes to watch them again. A word of warning – It isn’t pretty!

Newcastle need to guard against complacency tonight.

Posted November 10th, 2010 by toonsy | 49 Comments

Life is good for Newcastle fans right now. Winning our last three games on the bounce has ensured that we have been walking around with a spring in our step. Newcastle must ensure that we are doing much the same tomorrow! You see, I’ve been waiting for the inevitable kick in the teeth to come [...]

Taylor and Nolan to leave Toon? No chance.

Posted May 21st, 2010 by toonsy | 150 Comments

The last few days have seen various media outlets peddling rumours about inbound transfers at Newcastle United. It has also been working the other way aswell, with a couple of players linked with moves away from the club. As ever, one of those is Steven Taylor who seems to be attracting the usual transfer window [...]

More delusions of grandeur from Allardyce.

Posted May 16th, 2010 by toonsy | 121 Comments

How do you know when Sam Allardyce is talking garbage? Simple, his lips move. Following on from last weeks outburst, Big Sam has again seen fit to question something that has nothing to do with him. Following on from last week where he very bitterly blasted Newcastle fans, Allardyce has now directed his venom at [...]

Bitter Allardyce blasts Newcastle fans.

Posted May 9th, 2010 by toonsy | 64 Comments

Sam Allardyce has take another opportunity to talk of his Toon hell and blame anyone but himself for his failure whist in charge of Newcastle United. Allardyce was only the manager for eight months, yet it appears that losing his job on Tyneside has hurt his feelings a bit as he takes another opportunity to [...]