Archive for the ‘NUFC Match Banter’ Category

Newcastle United vs Everton match banter!

Posted March 25th, 2014 by workyticket | 494 Comments

Date: Tues 25th March 2014. Time: 7:45pm. Venue: St James’ Park. Referee: Lee Mason. UK TV: None. Hello, good evening and welcome to our match banter for this evening’s game aginst Everton. Once again, miscreant manager Alan Pardew will be restrained in his Benton office, leaving assistant John Carver to handle things in the dugout [...]

Newcastle United vs Tottenham Hotspur match banter!

Posted February 12th, 2014 by workyticket | 253 Comments

Hello, good evening and welcome to a rather impromptu ‘match banter’ post for this evening’s game, which sees the Magpies at home against Tottenham Hotspur. I say “impromptu” because I thought I had already written the last blog on here for some time at least, and that the server this blog is hosted on would [...]

Norwich City vs Newcastle United match banter!

Posted January 28th, 2014 by workyticket | 588 Comments

Venue: Carrow Road, Norwich. Date: Tues 28th Dec, 2013. Kick off: 7.45pm. Referee: UK TV: None. Hello, good evening and welcome to my last match banter! Please forgive me if it doesn’t follow the usual script but this piece is really just a way of saying thankyou and farewell to everyone who has read and [...]

Newcastle United vs Southampton match preview and banter!

Posted December 14th, 2013 by workyticket | 80 Comments

Venue: St James’ Park, Newcastle. Date: Sat 14th Dec, 2013. Kick off: 3.00pm. Referee: Mike Jones. UK TV: None. Hello, good afternoon and welcome to my latest ‘match banter’ feature for this afternoon’s game against Southampton. This could be the last one for a while, if at all. I thought I’d do one last set [...]

Manchester United vs Newcastle United preview and match banter!

Posted December 7th, 2013 by workyticket | 72 Comments

Venue: Old Trafford, Manchester. Date: Sat 7th Dec, 2013. Kick off: 12.45pm. Referee: Andre Marriner. UK TV: BT Sport. Well both teams go into this one still reeling from defeats in midweek. For the Magpies, Alan Pardew’s four game winning streak was brought to a shuddering halt after a tactical masterclass in adversity from Swansea’s [...]

Swansea City vs Newcastle United match banter!

Posted December 4th, 2013 by workyticket | 128 Comments

Venue: Liberty Stadium, Swansea. Date: Wed 4th Dec, 2013. Kick off: 7.45pm. Referee: Howard Webb. UK TV: BT Sport. Hello, good evening and welcome to our latest ‘match banter’ feature for this evening’s game against Swansea City at their place. Poor old Swansea haven’t had much luck recently. Amongst other things they have been the [...]

Newcastle United v West Bromwich Albion mega preview and match banter!

Posted November 30th, 2013 by workyticket | 95 Comments

Venue: St James’ Park, Newcastle. Date: Sat 30th Nov, 2013. Kick off: 5.30pm. Referee: Phil Dowd. UK TV: Sky Sports 1. Could we be celebrating four wins in a row this evening? If the Magpies do manage to wrestle a juicy three point worm from the Throstles at tea time, it would be the first [...]

Newcastle United vs Norwich City match banter!

Posted November 23rd, 2013 by workyticket | 79 Comments

Venue: St James’ Park, Newcastle. Date: Sat 23rd Nov, 2013. Kick off: 3.00pm. Referee: Mike Dean. UK TV: None. Hello, good afternoon and welcome to our ‘match banter’ feature for this afternoon’s game against Chris Hughton’s Norwich City at St James’ Park. As usual, I will keep this one fairly short and sweet, as I [...]

Tottenham vs Newcastle United match banter!

Posted November 10th, 2013 by workyticket | 79 Comments

Venue: White Hart Lane, London. Date: Sun 9th Nov, 2013. Kick off: 12.00 noon. Referee: Chris Foy. UK TV: Sky Sports 1. Welcome to our regular ‘match banter’ feature for todays early kick-off against Tottenham. To be honest, I’m running a bit late for this one so I won’t beat about the bush. There isn’t [...]

Newcastle United vs Chelsea match banter!

Posted November 2nd, 2013 by workyticket | 46 Comments

Venue: St James’ Park, Newcastle. Date: Sat 2nd Nov, 2013. Kick off: 12.45pm. Referee: Lee Mason. UK TV: BT Sport. Of course, the Chelsea Pensioners will be huge favourites for this one, just as the Manchester Citizens were in Wednesday evening’s League Cup clash. However the Magpies weren’t too shabby at all in that one [...]